A PLAY

[Dr Dave]

A dark room

A light appears

CaptainWacky is sitting on a stool

CW: I have no wobbly wobblers.

The light goes out.

Fin.

 

[Loktar]

Loktar heads to the ticket booth to get a refund.

 

[Dr Dave]

It was free, you can't get a refund on free.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I will stage a performance of this soon. In my bed.

 

[Dr Dave]

It will be a TOUR DE DUCK!

 

[Loktar]

It was free, you can't get a refund on free.

I paid the ticket booth to round up the homeless and orphans to see the show. The reviews for the show lied to me, I demand my money back.

 

[Dr Dave]

Not my problem.

 

[Loktar]

Of course not, unless you work in the ticket booth.

I was merely explaining why I expected to get a refund from a free show.

 

[Dr Dave]

Did they have a "No refund, FUCK DIMES" sign?

 

[Loktar]

Did they have a "No refund, FUCK DIMES" sign?

No, they did however have a "Geese Do It With Eese" sign.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't find a stool.