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Who discovered onions?

Onions make sense to me, they smell nice... but what about artichokes? Who looked at that and thought it would be something edible?
 
My fellow americans, british, and Canadians, I come to you today to expel upon the matter of the discovery of Onions. As you know claims, by some folk that a canadian discovered onions is false. It was in fact another MFer, an american named Cassie.

You might ask yourself, how could somebody from 2012 discover onions? The answer fellow MFers is time travel. Cassie WENT BACK IN TIME to the year 899BC and found ONIONS and told the people, and the responsible poster she is, quickly returned to not mess with the timeline.
 
Dr Dave said:
My fellow americans, british, and Canadians, I come to you today to expel upon the matter of the discovery of Onions. As you know claims, by some folk that a canadian discovered onions is false. It was in fact another MFer, an american named Cassie.

You might ask yourself, how could somebody from 2012 discover onions? The answer fellow MFers is time travel. Cassie WENT BACK IN TIME to the year 899BC and found ONIONS and told the people, and the responsible poster she is, quickly returned to not mess with the timeline.
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Revisionist history. Cassie travelled back in time to CANADA where she observed curiousa2z discovering onions. How is it possible that curiousa2z is alive today in 2012? Easy. curiousa2z is immortal.
 
False facts Loktar, are you on the curiousa2z payroll? It is YOU SIR that is bantering about with "revisionist history".

Cassie never traveled back in time to Canada, let alone to Canada AT ALL! Cassie traveled back to the birthplace of onions, and that sure as hell isn't Canada, home of that "sport" with the brooms.
 
I resent the implication I am on curiousa2z's payroll.:rwmad:

please call animal control, these Canadian wolverines outside my door look angry and hungry.
 
I picked up the green growing stem from my compost pile to only notice a nice fresh looking onion in my hand until I then noticed the number of bugs also crawling and alive on top of the onion.
I quickly threw the onion back down and re-burried it deep within the compost pile.
 
We need to dice through the jargon and get the FACTS ONLY as we peel away the smelly skin of lies that have plagued us the last 500 years.












That's as clever as I can get. DOWN WITH RAW ONIONS
 
ALSO the Romans used to munch on raw onions while on the march...the TRUE secret to their (almost) domination of the known ( to them) world???! ONION BREATH!
 
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