I am madly in love with my woman.

[bad dog]

Im doing all I can to make her flat out marry me. It would be cool if she pushes me to hit up the court house for a marriage license and get hitched pronto.

She is a damn fine woman, SHE ROCKS MY WORLD.

 

[Groovella]

Giving up on life is always something to mourn.

 

[eloisel]

I also like Bad Dog. His posts make me happy. It would be wonderful if we were all so lucky to find someone who rocks our world.

 

[Groovella]

I also like Bad Dog. His posts make me happy. It would be wonderful if we were all so lucky to find someone who rocks our world.

well i don't like you...your a pile of drivel nothing person...

 

[eloisel]

well i don't like you...your a pile of drivel nothing person...

You're just too easy. Something tells me that instead of getting paid you have to pay to have it hauled off.

 

[Sarek]

You're just too easy. Something tells me that instead of getting paid you have to pay to have it hauled off.

Flash her a quarter and the dumb cunt will become your best friend forever.

 

[eloisel]

LOL - I wonder what it will do for a nickel.

 

[Sarek]

Blow a goat with first knuckle anal manipulation.

 

[Groovella]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
there's that high powered sarek education kicking in

 

[eloisel]

Bad Dog - when are you two getting married? Are you going to make us a YouTube video?

 

[Sarek]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
there's that high powered sarek education kicking in

I admit that I do lack specific knowledge on the practice of goat blowing. Perhaps you could take time out of your busy humping and hospital visit schedule to enlighten us all about the practice?

 

[Imperium]

You should change your name to "Mad Dog."

 

[eloisel]

I don't understand how you can profess to be madly in love with someone one minute and then talk about how you cheat on her just a few posts later. I'm not talking about the relationship being built on exclusive sex. It was your description of what you did and how you expected her to respond that lets me know you believe you did something contrary and wrong for the relationship. So what does love mean to you?

Again, I'm asking but you don't really have to answer unless you just feel like it. I adore you, Bad Dog, but you ain't getting anywhere near my leg.

 

[Sarek]

Every rawhide chew toy gets old and soggy after a while....

 

[eloisel]

Didn't take long for it to get soggy.

 

[Enkephalen]

Short attention span?

 

[eloisel]

Considering that he is thinking with his penis, are you making a comment on size?

 

[Enkephalen]

^Hmmm, no, at least, not intentionally. But I've heard the penis referred to as the "dumb stick." Does that count?

 

[eloisel]

Considering the tenor of this thread, the term dumb stick is suitable in context on a couple of levels.

 

[Battery]

me too

her name is Jibbles hpheartbeat: