Gluten Free, Dairy Free

[Friday]

...and sugar free for a month now.

I'll fuck you up for a cupcake.

That is all.

 

[Loktar]

You're a stronger person than I.

My mom recently suggested I go on a diet.

I was like "Yeah right. Not before Thanksgivingmas New Year"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm already lactose-intolerant, so I cut back on dairy, or take those pills when I eat it.

I wonder if gluten is a problem with me...

 

[Mirah]

Good to see you Friday!

I cut out wheat, potatoes, white rice, and mostly processed foods a couple years ago.

I have yet to give up sugar.

I gave up dairy until I figured out what it was-I can have dairy-but I stick to local dairies which don't put all that extra crap I don't need anyway.

Hope you are feeling better as a result?!

 

[headvoid]

The Chinese call westerners "cheesy people". They think we smell of old milk because we eat so much dairy.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I guess that's why we call them LITTLE-DICKEE CHINKEE CHING-CHONG CHINKS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about when really healthy people suddenly die?

 

[Love Child]

...and sugar free for a month now.

I'll fuck you up for a cupcake.

That is all.

I think I may have to give up sugar. But I have a HagenDaz Vanilla Bean ice cream in my freezer I have to get rid of first.

 

[Enkephalen]

What about when really healthy people suddenly die?

Yeah, like those marathon runners that suddenly keel over during a race from a massive heart attack.

 

[Loktar]

Yeah, like those marathon runners that suddenly keel over during a race from a massive heart attack.

Thats just karmic retribution for trying to go against the natural fat order of the universe.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Keep telling yourself that.

 

[Loktar]

Ok, I will. Thanks, Boss.

 

[CaptainWacky]

There's no order or meaning or "plan" to anything.

 

[Loktar]

Battlestar Galactica lied to me!

 

[CaptainWacky]

About a great many things.

 

[Love Child]

How do you not eat sugar?
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OMG
Day 1: Failed
Made it all the way to school w/out stopping for my usual coffee drink
and then on my walk to class I convinced myself it was okay to have a regular coffee drink but with sugar free syrup
wtf

I won't even go on from there.

 

[Loktar]

How do you not eat sugar?
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Find a diabetic friend.