thing of the day (thing+393)

[Loktar]

I don't know.

I don't have all the answers. I was given only a partial life cheat sheet.

 

[Dr Dave]

CHEATER CHEATER PENGUIN EATER!

 

[Loktar]

I'LL UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, A,B, SELECT START YOUR FACE!

 

[Dr Dave]

"Poor poor Pitiful me!"- Warren Zevon

 

[Loktar]

Your above reply both angers and confuses me. LOKTAR SMASH!

 

[Dr Dave]

BY CORK he's mad!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm sorry for haslsing you.

 

[Loktar]

Hassle me anytime. Its all in good fun.

 

[Cassie]

Don't eat penguins.

 

[Dr Dave]

They are not part of a balanced diet.

 

[Loktar]

Don't eat penguins.

I only eat the oil covered ones. They slide down the throat so easily.

 

[Dr Dave]

Don't eat penguins.

Listen to Cassie.

 

[Loktar]

Listen to Cassie, then do what you want.

*eats another helping of penguin*