Can Britney just say her own name now?

[CaptainWacky]

Is she so far gone that all she can do is wake up for a few hours a day say "Britney!" then pass out again?

 

[Cassie]

I think sometimes she manages to also say CAKE!

 

[Gagh]

She also says GANGNAM STYLE SMASH THE US.

 

[curiousa2z]

well that goes without saying

 

[CaptainWacky]

She doesn't even say "bitch" anymore.

 

[Britney's Baby]

All I know is, somebody feeds me, somebody drives me to school, and somebody takes me shopping. I stopped asking questions almost as soon as I could talk.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Welcombe back!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I don't know what promted this thread, but she's been (or being?) dropped from the US X-Factor because she's too boring, so maybe she's sobered up.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

CARLSON: Had you have ever kissed a woman before?

SPEARS: No, I have never kissed a woman before.

CARLSON: Would you again?

SPEARS: Would I again? No! I would not do it. Maybe with Madonna, but...

CARLSON: That's it. You're going to stay true to Madonna?

SPEARS: Yes, Madonna.




CARLSON: You're going to be on the National Mall [in Washington, D.C.] soon performing for Pepsi and the NFL and also to support our troops. A lot of entertainers have come out against the war in Iraq. Have you?

SPEARS: Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision he makes and should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Reading between the lines of that idiotic statement, she was shrewed enough to listen to the light-bulb that went off in her head saying "This guy is trying to trap you and make you say something bad about your current sponsor -- don't take the bait."

Of course what she chose to say to get herself out of that jam was a cure worse than the disease, but still...

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't know what promted this thread, but she's been (or being?) dropped from the US X-Factor because she's too boring, so maybe she's sobered up.

I heard a song ON THE RADIO "featuring" Britney where it was just a sample of her saying "Britney" again and again.

 

[Dr Dave]

She's gotta pay the billz!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Maybe Kanye West's been giving her some singing lessons.

 

[Farry Lynt]

Bababooey knows for sure

 

[headvoid]

HOT FIERY SATANS COCK! I love Britnwy

 

[Dr Dave]

You do?

 

[Loktar]

Ironic/Sarcastic love of Britney?

I like her music, her not so much.

 

[CaptainWacky]

TAYLOR SWIFT COULD KILL HER.

 

[Loktar]

And they'd never ever put the pieces(of Britney) back together.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Like, ever.