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Mentalist

Not all all dearest. Never been better actually. Just fun to see this shithole slowly being ground to dust.

See you round.
 
Jack,
Glad to hear you are doing so well.
Can you just not come here since you hate it so much?
Where are you these days anyway?
 
eloisel said:
Sweet little VKD -
When you heard that news, did you cry just a little? I bet you did.
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the headline was 'Fat woman dies after falling off rollercoaster in Arlington, TX'

I assumed it was you but relieved to hear you're A-OK.

Apparently the safety bar wouldn't properly fit around her girth and she just flew out... WHOOOSH!
 
That is a sad event. Poor woman's family is distraught.
Don't know at this time why she fell.

I love how you obsess over my fatness. Here I thought I was too old for you and now I'm learning I may not be fat enough for you. Are you really skinny or are you really fat?
 
I can see you've lost weight due to the gastric band, especially in the pic of you dressed as a Mexican service worker (irony!) - so well done.

still a little too fat (and old) for me
 
eloisel said:
Jack,
Glad to hear you are doing so well.
Can you just not come here since you hate it so much?
Where are you these days anyway?
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LOL watching a shithole die doesn't equate with hating it so much. Not sure what you mean by that.

I am in a good place these days. :D
 
eloisel said:
That is a sad event. Poor woman's family is distraught.
Don't know at this time why she fell.

I love how you obsess over my fatness. Here I thought I was too old for you and now I'm learning I may not be fat enough for you. Are you really skinny or are you really fat?
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She fell because she was so enormously obese that she overcame both centrifigual force, gravity and the strength of her restraints on the ride. She simply fell out at the apex of one of the spins because she was too fucking fat for the ride.
 
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