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Booty like you have never seen before....

She just sort of dozed off so you know, I thought it would be funny.
 
ha, girls these days - arriving with the right tools and then lacking the stamina to do the job right. ~sigh
 
Tbh It rarely occurs to me to check if they're awake.

It's not like I'm here for the conversation.
 
Yeah, I hear you. I rarely talk with the cows, either.
 
At least cows kind of care.
 
Not really. As long as your fingers aren't cold as ice, they are pretty damn apathetic.



Oh. Could be said about a lot of girls, too, come to think of it.
 
Damn. Looks like we're at zero sum again.

Can we get a job accomplishing nothing?
 
Damn. Looks like we're at zero sum again.

Can we get a job accomplishing nothing?

We already do. We're humans, remember?
Oh, wait....
 
Uh yeah. There is that.

When software crashes on a backwater network does it make a sound?
 
Of course not, but the rebooting does this little squeaky noise that alerts other programs to adapt to its subroutines.
 
I thought that was Jibbles rubber duck.

Now I don't want to be cast a merchant of pi because I've never actually laid eyes on it, but when a guy has a ski mask like that a fella can assume a certain license to prognosticate.
 
Well, I dunno. Does it squeak in Hispanic?


Oh, and prognosticate? Thank you for that one, lol!
 
It's pronounced - Esqueak
 
You know Jibbles will have us deleted for dishing about his rubber duck, right?
 
Imagine our relief at being released to the void.

by a Mexican in a unicorn ski mask.
 
And a rubber duck.

Let's just hope we won't respawn at some backwater flameboard or something.
 
[video=youtube;nLsJhwYYq_A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLsJhwYYq_A[/video]
 
It never ceases to amaze me how it takes all of you to meatsheield Ily because of me.

I hate to see if it was more than booty!? Would you all go spastic?
 
For the last time will you knock that shit off already? That isn't what happened at all. Quit playing stupid.

Why don't you go start an interesting thread somewhere.

You know, like what are your interests? How do you like to spend your time? Are you good at something? Is there anything you know about that if shared might benefit or enrich the lives of others?

And so forth.
 
It never ceases to amaze me how it takes all of you to meatsheield Ily because of me.

Huh? Have we ever even talked to each other before, other than the standard welcome one-liner? What drugs are you on, chickie?



@ 'Gear - haven't given up on her already? Turns out this time, you're the one with the higher level of patience.
 
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