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Your Life In Sex Words

Yeah, like that but less interesting and less punctual.
 
I enjoy her though. I've seen her YouTube stuff. She's a real person. Makes her better than most. Kind of helps me not be mean to her. I just dont get her like I dont get... ummm... Shakespeare?
 
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I don't mind being mean to her. As mean as words on a screen can be.
 
Hey. That's what I'm saying. Dont you dare mention pissing in a woman instead of Cummings or having a woman hold a knife to your throat as you fuck.

Reverse rape is taboo here.

And so are mean pixels.
 
Reverse rape. I like the sound of that. But how do you not laugh?
 
She used my big ass knife.
 
Ass knife eh? Are those pretty scary? Sounds like it.
 
All the better to shave with.
 
Maybe I should get one for my straight razor bush shaving business.
 
Ever seen the video of the guy who ties a chainsaw to a rope turns it on and then start lassoing it at his hedges to trim them? Like a man.
 
It's important to remember that it isn't ok to perform johnny-on-the-spot hysterectomies for uterine trophies or just because you feel like it.
 
If you tie the tubes around your ears the uterus could make a useful bandana in sandy climates.
 
Also, you could tie it off like a goat skin and make a wine sack thing. Making sure to check for and remove iud's and such.
 
I think Vixie just admitted she wants to be peed in by me. I think Riotgear called it. All this thinking hurts.
 
You want me to cut out he uterus? I'm kind of a doctor.
 
'Gear said:
Also, you could tie it off like a goat skin and make a wine sack thing. Making sure to check for and remove iud's and such.
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It's the such that would do it for me. Talk about your very own worm hole into the unknown.
 
Jibbles said:
I think Vixie just admitted she wants to be peed in by me. I think Riotgear called it. All this thinking hurts.
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Think again....Pepé Le Peu ;)
 
She seems to be speaking english but who the hell knows? Neon, I have a friend for you!
 
I can make my own friends. Wanna a cupcake? I just made a dozen or so.
 
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