Would You Rather...

[Mirah]

Eat from a bowl made in China
Or
eat from plastics warmed in the microwave?

 

['Gear]

What happens if we microwave a Chinese bowl? Are we talking poisons and bad shit? Shitty stir-fry?

 

[Mirah]

Lead poisoning.

 

[Ilyanna]

Both, alternatingly. Since I don't know shit about chemical interactions, I'll just pretend that the lead will cancel out the BPA's effects in my body and then blame the christian god when I develop some terrible disease.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I do both.

See ya!

 

[Cassie]

I am eating leftover chili in a plastic bowl heated in the microwave. JUST GOING TO DIE The bowl was probably made in China, I have no idea.

 

[Love Child]

Thanks for the chuckles. Any other " would you rather examples?!?"

 

['Gear]

Both, alternatingly. Since I don't know shit about chemical interactions, I'll just pretend that the lead will cancel out the BPA's effects in my body and then blame the christian god when I develop some terrible disease.

Are you setting up an ancient alchemy joke here?

 

[jack]

Thanks for the chuckles. Any other " would you rather examples?!?"

Sometimes I'll microwave a metal plate just to see the sparks fly.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Would you rather be punched in the face by Angela Lansbury or have your foot run over by Stephen Hawking's wheelchair?

 

[whisky]

Lansbury punch any dad, dont need to hear Hawking doing an electronic lol as he goes back and forth over my foot.

Would you rather be attacked by a horse sized duck, or many duck sized horses?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Angela is still going strong on Broadway -- I bet she still packs a wallop.

Some fanboys would love to get run over by Hawking -- "OMG I'LL NEVER SET THIS TOE!"

 

[Ilyanna]

Are you setting up an ancient alchemy joke here?

I wish I could, but that damn four-liner is so old nobody recalls the punchline. I am certain it was sublime, though.

 

['Gear]

Oh you clever girl.

 

[Cassie]

Would you rather sit on William Shatner's lap or comb Hitler's hair?

 

[Mirah]

Would you rather be punched in the face by Angela Lansbury or have your foot run over by Stephen Hawking's wheelchair?

Stephen Hawking's Wheelchair!

Shoot, now I don't have one.

Would you rather be stuck in a forest with no food or clothes or dropped off in a strange city where no one speaks the same language as you?

 

['Gear]

Stephen Hawking's Wheelchair sounds like something you could swear an old timey oath by.

 

[Ilyanna]

Would you rather be punched in the face by Angela Lansbury or have your foot run over by Stephen Hawking's wheelchair?

Hmm, suing an old, frail woman or an invalid physicist for battery? Lansbury, it is.

Would you rather sit on William Shatner's lap or comb Hitler's hair?

Comb Hitler's hair. WITH A FORK.

Would you rather be stuck in a forest with no food or clothes or dropped off in a strange city where no one speaks the same language as you?

The forest, since it feels like I am living the alternative on a daily basis.

Stephen Hawking's Wheelchair sounds like something you could swear an old timey oath by.

Especially when said wheelchair is painstakingly slowly crushing one's foot.


Would you rather find out that Mars One is a troll, or that Lee Harvey Oswald actually did kill JFK without any third party involved?

 

[jack]

Mars One is a troll and Lee Harvey Oswald was getting a bj when Kennedy was painting Jackie Fifty Shades of Gray Matter, so I'll take the bag.

 

[jack]

Would you rather have Burger King tell you you had it "your way" after not remembering anything from the night before, or Ronald McDonald tell you he was lovin' it?