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How shit will Batman Vs. Superman be?

That sounds like some kind of parody, I find it hard to believe he would be that stupid.
 
whisky said:
That sounds like some kind of parody, I find it hard to believe he would be that stupid.
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The rest of us don't find that hard to believe at all!
 
(I might watch this movie if Batman says "In a 5-4 decision, the court finds for me" before punching Supes in the face)
 
The punch would only do any damage if the court had ordered Supes to wear a Kryptonite ankle bracelet.
 
I hope the embedded 'making of' crew are getting enough footage to cut together a cringeworthy reality show spinoff that follows the process of turning two incredibly popular franchises into one hilariously epic fail.
 
Actually, more like one incredibly healthy franchise and one that has made two bad attempts at restarting.

I REFUSE TO LET SUPERMAN BRING BATMAN DOWN!

BAIL ON IT, BEN! BAIL ON IT!
 
I liked man of steel, and I have high hopes for this film.
 
So Jason Momoa is going to be Aquaman because even Aquaman has to be dark and gritty now.
 
There's always one bad dolphin slipping inside info to the whalers...
 
Unless CLIMATE CHANGE causes blizzards all over the world that weekend.
 
The new Batmobile looks angry and has guns on it.

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The World's Greatest Detective is packin'!
 
It's gonna be shit a la mode, with shit ice cream drizzled with shit syrup and liberally dusted with shit sprinkles.
 
I just hope they actually call it a batmobile this time.
 
Will it have B.F. Goodshit All-Shit tyres?

I SPELLED TYRES THE ENGLISH WAY OH EM JEE
 
It's the car, shits love the car.
 
The Saint said:
It's gonna be shit a la mode, with shit ice cream drizzled with shit syrup and liberally dusted with shit sprinkles.
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And yet it will be still better than Superman Returns or Batnipples and Robin.
 
That's very true. That was a quarter pound of shit on a sourshit bun with shittuce and shitmatoes, with a side of seasoned homestyle shits (with shit sauce for dipping) and an ice cold 24 ounce glass of root shit.
 
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