Happy birthday Fuddlemiff!

[Fuddlemiff]

Anyway so I had a nice day and had cake.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THe CAKE IS A PIE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did you blow out the candles?

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Did you let the candles melt away and go out on their own as they ran out of fuel to burn as grim metaphor for aging?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

As Wacky predicted, I failed to blow them all out on the first try, serving as a poignant display of the gradual degradation of my faculties and ability to complete simple tasks unaided. AND I FORGOT TO MAKE A WISH.

 

[Dr Dave]

I have always been here (except when I was not).

 

[CaptainWacky]

As Wacky predicted, I failed to blow them all out on the first try, serving as a poignant display of the gradual degradation of my faculties and ability to complete simple tasks unaided. AND I FORGOT TO MAKE A WISH.

Maybe you accidentally ordered "Cake Handles" (handles for cakes) instead of "cake candles" and that's why you couldn't blow them out.