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Dr Dave's visit to the zoo

Dr Dave

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I petted two ducks!
 
QUACK QUACK!
 
I went with my friend and her daughter (my niece).
 
Were the rules of proper social etiquette followed? Or did you grope and squeeze those ducks like some sexy silly putty?
 
I hope you gave the geese the stink eye.
 
I did not see any geese, I don't think.

Were the rules of proper social etiquette followed? Or did you grope and squeeze those ducks like some sexy silly putty?

Rules of proper social etiquette were followed.
 
The zoo was lucky to have you.
 
I went with my friend and her daughter (my niece).

Wouldn't that make the niece's mom your sister?!

Sorry I know I should be focusing on the ducks!

What other animals did you see?
 
Where there any dinosaurs?
 
Before Spielberg got there, at least?
 
Zoos keep animals safe from Spielberg.
 
But do they keep the animals safe from DR DAVE?
 
Wouldn't that make the niece's mom your sister?!

Sorry I know I should be focusing on the ducks!

What other animals did you see?

I consider the daughter my niece despite the fact we are not biologically related to each other.

I saw many animals, too many too throughly name all of them. I did see among other things beavers, and muskrats, and some sort of vultures.

Where there any dinosaurs?

There were not.

But do they keep the animals safe from DR DAVE?

They do not need to do that.
 
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