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Republicans hate the poor.

The Saint said:
It's a travesty, really. We must breathe life back into the old girl. Rotten, stinking life.
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Or become current, like the rest of them.
 
If I wanted to become current, I'd meditate while jamming a fork in an electrical outlet.
 
Huh. The whole thing was a troll. I guess when you deal with enough RL crazy, you stop being able to tell trolling from, well, craziness.

Just a few examples of some of the craziness I deal with IRL: At the store I work at, we have all kinds of customers come in. One time, this old man came in, put his stuff at the counter, I scanned everything, and then asked for his rewards card. He then said "No. I don't need any of that Mark of the Beast crap!". He then starts handing me some dollar bills, and then says "This is America! Whatever happened to cash?", and then left.

Another.... interesting.... customer I met was this creepy old lady who came in wearing a T-shirt and short shorts, who asked if we sold "Playboy". When I told her that we don't, she just up and left the store.
 
I don't hate the poor except when they squat in my back room and eat all my food and make a mess on my lawn. I don't really hate them then, either, but I do very strongly dislike them.
 
Charlemagne said:
Huh. The whole thing was a troll. I guess when you deal with enough RL crazy, you stop being able to tell trolling from, well, craziness.

Just a few examples of some of the craziness I deal with IRL: At the store I work at, we have all kinds of customers come in. One time, this old man came in, put his stuff at the counter, I scanned everything, and then asked for his rewards card. He then said "No. I don't need any of that Mark of the Beast crap!". He then starts handing me some dollar bills, and then says "This is America! Whatever happened to cash?", and then left.

Another.... interesting.... customer I met was this creepy old lady who came in wearing a T-shirt and short shorts, who asked if we sold "Playboy". When I told her that we don't, she just up and left the store.
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First one is sort of garden-variety crazy. Second one is creepy as approximately 2 and 3/4s fucks. :scared:

And I would've pulled a troll in Speak Freely or something, but what's the point of that? There's a big sign right over the door, people would expect it everywhere but the 'let's take everything RRRRRRREEEEAALLLL seriously' forum. :joker:
 
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