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Wordforge Really Hates It When I Mention Them Here

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As for the serialized novel, I decided to hold off on releasing it until I'm satisfied with it. So THERE, and NYER, and also NEENER NEENER BOO BOO PEAS.
 
Do you have some kind of Webcam? Because you could start a Website where people ask to see you get tased/kicked in the nuts/eat dogshit/etc and then you could set an amount you need to get for you to do it. I think you could make a million on that very quickly.
 
I bust my ass writing the Great American Novel all day, and this is what I come back here to find? This? This is pathetic. Do it over again, Volpone, and this time, do it right. I expect skillful trolling from you. Don't make me beat you like you was a lazy housewife.
 
You should see how much money Ive made off his unskilled hack tripe, Volpone. Turns out what I paid was an investment, just like i thought.
 
If it really was "unskilled hack tripe", gnome, you wouldn't have made a cent off it. So you prove yourself a liar with that brag -- and what's more, like any lefty loon, you're too fuckin' brainless to avoid breaking your own lie wide open. Really, if you dipshits are gonna lie, you could at least have the common decency to be good at it.

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No one was "talking" to you, dancer. You're way too fucking easy.

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Have you ever had your IQ tested? I'm curious. I mean, I know it is below average, but if I knew what it was, that would be a good frame of reference for me. I'd say it is around 85.
 
I don't even feel like going to the trouble of copying and pasting the above image for that one. I feel like I'd be rewarding you for really subpar work. You didn't even earn this much, but:

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I would pay $5 to watch Castle eat dog shit on a webcam. That would certainly be better than the 10 page "book" he wrote.

It really is sad to see the welfare mooch is still crying over here, still trying to pretend he is the big man, only we all saw pictures of his sad little dirty one bedroom apartment in the desert with no furniture and just a dingy old PC sitting on the floor. Why not beg us for some more spare change, Castle? That would certainly get you more money than your writing ever would.
 
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