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Night watch

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Would you ever set up a camera to watch yourself sleep? What if while going back through the recordings you discovered the ghosts had molested you?
 
That thought hadn't occurred to me but it might explain a few things.
 
#thirstyghosts

You're probably more likely to see yourself eating spiders since we supposedly eat 80 spiders a year in our sleep according to fake news.
 
I had a dream that a spider carried off a cell phone, and then a snake overtook the spider.

I did not record myself sleeping, and my camera didn't accidently turn on in the middle of the night and take snap shots of things going on in my room thankfully.

I got a timer (time-lapse) adaptor for my camera so I could take picture of snow or animals and I have been setting it up and getting to know it and it occured to me if I could stand the shutter sound I should set it up at night, but then actually it would probably be pretty boring!
 
This made me think of Babylon 5.

And no, I would not set up a camera and watch myself sleep.
 
If only you could record your dreams...

(They'd probably be boring to watch back.)
 
I never sleep.
 
Yes you do!
 
CaptainWacky said:
That doesn't sound comlicated enough to recreate some of my dreams...
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Yeah, sorry. The Japanese do weird, not complicated. Maybe you'll have to see what the French dream team comes up with.
 
The only thing that probably happens in my sleep is nonsensical conversations, and the occasional boner.
 
How can you tell when you're awake then.
 
I was married once, this is based on second hand accounts.

The only deference between my waking, and sleeping life is that I eat when I'm awake.
 
Whenever I eat in my dreams my teeth all fall out.
 
I sleep in the morning, and sometimes dream of PowerPoint files that don't exist that in my dreams I think are overdue.
 
Loktar said:
Yeah, sorry. The Japanese do weird, not complicated. Maybe you'll have to see what the French dream team comes up with.
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It would just involve surrendering to the Germans.
 
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