CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Jonathan thinks it's okay to rape a girl as long as you don't know her and Buffy fans think he's one of the good guys.
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Wacky Watches: Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Sarah is okay, a perfectly fine enthusiastic Buffy fan, but she doesn't have any background in writing (as far as I know?) so she can't offer insights into things like story structure. Which is what I listen to Dusted for.
SAUSAGEMAN
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"A muscle cramp? In your... pants?" is Amber Benson's best line delivery of the series.
SAUSAGEMAN
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oh, i forgot there was a second "get out get out get out"
SAUSAGEMAN
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man Clem was criminally underutilised
SAUSAGEMAN
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next week: as you were
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Tara being all sassy with Spike was the best Tara.
SAUSAGEMAN
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oh the magic as drugs metaphor is still going, huh
SAUSAGEMAN
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Number 18 on the big list of every buffy episode ever, As You Were.
Above: Harsh Light of Day, A New Man, Doppelgangland, Passion, I Only Have Eyes For You, Bad Girls, Amends, Restless, Superstar, The Wish, Band Candy, What's My Line, Family, Enemies, Prophecy Girl,School Hard, Bewitched Bothered + Bewildered, Surprise/Innocence, Lie To Me.
Above: Harsh Light of Day, A New Man, Doppelgangland, Passion, I Only Have Eyes For You, Bad Girls, Amends, Restless, Superstar, The Wish, Band Candy, What's My Line, Family, Enemies, Prophecy Girl,School Hard, Bewitched Bothered + Bewildered, Surprise/Innocence, Lie To Me.
SAUSAGEMAN
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Reminder that time Spike was an arms dealer for what are explicitly called out as weapons of mass destruction and faced no consequences whatsoever, and half the episode is spent with Xander and Anya whining about their wedding (again/still) and also Riley, and also Buffy quits her job with no prospect of future income because she likes Riley's scar or whatever.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
LANI WOULDN'T HAVE STOOD FOR THAT.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Buffy the Vampire Slayer premiered 20 years ago today (March 10, 1997).
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I remember seeing it on BBC2 late one night and thinking "NEW PERMAMENT NUMBER ONE" when I saw SMG.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
I remember being annoyed and whining that my after school piano classes were the same day as this cool new vampire thing. My parents spent good money on those classes. Damned kids!
SAUSAGEMAN
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And today, you still know a bunch about Buffy but can't play piano so who's laughing now.
*I am assuming, for the purpose of the joke, you haven't kept up on your piano playing.
*I am assuming, for the purpose of the joke, you haven't kept up on your piano playing.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
What if he could play the Buffy theme on piano.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
That version would be the theme if it turned out Institutionalized Buffy was the real Buffy.
With special guest Brother Benny Russell!
With special guest Brother Benny Russell!
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
You're right, I haven't.
But if I had I'd be playing tunes from Once More, with Feeling, obvs!
SAUSAGEMAN
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if you put me in front of a piano the only things i can play are beethoven's ode to joy and the final five jingle from BSG
SAUSAGEMAN
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Lani/Alastair drama watch:
"I did a Buffy podcast with my husband for a few years. It was great, then he left, and I miss... the podcast."