Who would you gift with a prehensile tail?

[CaptainWacky]

If you had the power to reward one of the celebrities on this poll with a prehensile tail, which one would you give the tail to and why?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Definitely Lena Dunham. Her body could already support it. Plus she has that comic deadpan face to carry it off.

 

[Dershocka]

None of those individuals are worthy of such a gift. No human is.

Imagine trying to wipe your ass if you had a tail. That's the one drawback.

 

[Oerdin]

Your mom.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Levar Burton. I just think he'd put it to good use (what, I do not know) and take it in his stride.

 

[CaptainWacky]

After much consideration I went with Shakira. I want to see her move her tail in time with her hips (which don't lie) when dancing.

 

[Dr Dave]

LeVar Burton

 

[Starship Coyote]

You should have added Obama, so he can look completely like a monkey instead of vaguely like one.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LeVar Burton

Proving to be a popular choice!

 

[Starship Coyote]

Niggers would wear a prehensile tail better than whites, I'm guessing. Theoretically.

 

[Dr Dave]

Proving to be a popular choice!

So it would seem.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Niggers would wear a prehensile tail better than whites, I'm guessing. Theoretically.

People stopped being shocked at this stuff at TK over a decade ago. It was all pretty much over and done after the Jillian era.

 

[Loktar]

Anne Hathaway.

She's already cute and adorable, a tail would make her even more so.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And she could hold her Oscar with it.

 

[Dr Dave]

Always a plus.

 

[Cassie]

If Santa Claus was on the list I would have chosen him. MORE PRESENTS, IMO. Instead I chose Shakira, because I don't think her tail would lie either.

 

[Starship Coyote]

People stopped being shocked at this stuff at TK over a decade ago. It was all pretty much over and done after the Jillian era.

Who's trying to shock. I was serious.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If Santa Claus was on the list I would have chosen him. MORE PRESENTS, IMO. Instead I chose Shakira, because I don't think her tail would lie either.

Santa actually made this list. I didn't question his methodology.

 

[Cassie]

HE CHECKED IT TWICE.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

People stopped being shocked at this stuff at TK over a decade ago. It was all pretty much over and done after the Jillian era.

Yes, but to be fair over on Turdforge it probably would have generated 20 pages of replies and a few stealth bans.