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I Hereby Demand That Dinner Stop Aping My Shtick

You should teach him how to be more than just a fuckin' muppet, though, ya.
 
^^That's not your style of stupid, Stupid.
 
AAAAUUUGHHHH, YER ASS, AAAAUUUUGGGHHHH!!!

Or something, I don't fucking care.
 
Derp.
 
It saddens me that you guys have ruined this thread for me. It was so much more fun when it was just 3 pages of Castle, apparently talking to himself.
 
Now we talk like Russian. Have nice day.
 
Volpone said:
It saddens me that you guys have ruined this thread for me. It was so much more fun when it was just 3 pages of Castle, apparently talking to himself.
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Oh really? I thought you still had me and 'gear on "ignore", so in your warped reality he was just talking to himself.
 
I took you off ignore, because you aren't a tedious turd. So technically there was 1 post in this thread and Castle, mostly talking to himself.
 
Damn Owls. Time to get the broomstick. Time to rape some Owls.
 
Owls?

Everyone is fond of owls.

Except for mice and shrews.

And Simon Cowells.

And you know why they come for you.

The owls in your dressing room.

The owls in your gravy.

Even if you hide at sea...

There's owls in the Navy.
 
The owls are not what they seem.
 
They're more than meets the eye?

Damn I didn't even realize the Beast Wars had begun.
 
'Cause you're the King of the Beavers

The King of the Beavers

You cannot deceive us, and you can't fool owls.
 
The Oregon flag is one of the few state flags that has 2 sides. I mean, they all have 2 sides, but the Oregon flag has a different image on each side. On the back is a great big beaver and on the front is a screencap of the '80s computer game "Oregon Trail" with the state's motto: "You have dysentery."
 
The Saint said:
'Cause you're the King of the Beavers

The King of the Beavers

You cannot deceive us, and you can't fool owls.
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Its the owls that deceive us. They won't even tell me how many licks it really takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop. I suspect it's a lot more than 3.
 
So let's sink

Another drink

'Cause it'll give me time to think
 
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