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Allison Mack too big for TrekBBS

Life comes at you fast.
 
That's what she said.
 
This is all Kristin Kreuk's fault.
 
WAT THE SHITPLOPZ, A MENTY SIGHTING OOOOOOO?! :scared:
 
CaptainWacky said:
Err, did we know that Mack is married to Nicki Clyne (Cally from BSG?) Also a member of the cult.



Also the court sketch is not flattering...
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Or accurate, apparently, she's a brunette now. And, as a brunette, much cuter than she was as a blonde. Not sexy, mind you, only cute. Like a sex-slave-owning puppy.
 
Oh. Ohhhhhhhh. Maybe it's Clyne who's the brunette. Oh, that's unfortunate. I thought Alison Mack had got less unattractive. Well, I was hoping so, anyhow. Ah, well.
 
In that sketch she looks like Matt LeBlanc in a wig.
 
If I didn't already say it upthread, I want to be in a sex cult with Allison Mack.
 
The Saint said:
Or accurate, apparently, she's a brunette now. And, as a brunette, much cuter than she was as a blonde. Not sexy, mind you, only cute. Like a sex-slave-owning puppy.
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I dunno. I think she looked better as a blonde and with a little meat on her. She's looking sickly in this pic:

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That was taken moments before she shoved the branding iron up some poor sap's foo-foo.
 
And... HP pedos everywhere are fapping at the thought.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Bitch tried to recruit Hermione: https://news.avclub.com/it-seems-like-allison-mack-tried-to-recruit-emma-watson-1825511738
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Just came in to post this. This story just keeps on giving. Apparently she has posted $5m bail and is going to be under house arrest in California but is also ready to cut a plea deal. I reckon this story is going to get even more crazy.
 
I await further developments with much pulsing and throbbing.

(I have a headache.)
 
Emma Watson. If you ever want to feel like a dirty old man, just get yourself all worked up over recent pictures of he and then pull up some ones from "...Sorcerer's Stone."
 
I mean most actresses were probably children at one time.
 
“Shoaib also said that Mack met with her for dinner on one occasion and brought with her a woman that she says could have been India Oxenberg, granddaughter of Princess Elizabeth of Yugoslavia, who is reportedly Mack’s personal sex slave.”
 
That could be a front runner for "Most Surreal Sentence in a Post" at next year's Trollies.
 
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