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Buffy being rebooted

I hope its better than that crappy tween Charmed reboot.
 
It won't be.
They should just do Buffy's kids. Angel somehow knocked her up, and the kids are half slayer, half vampire. Spike shows up. It could be fun. And they can ignore all the books and comics, just like Star Wars.

Or have Kristie Swanson Buffy and Sarah Michelle Gellar Buffy somehow meet and fight vampires! They also discuss the struggles of being middle aged women. Angel and Luke Perry hang out. Spike vs One armed Pee Wee Herman...

I should be writing all television shows!
 
This is a thing that needs to not happen. Enough of the gods damned reboots, already. Jesus, it's like every actual writer, director, and producer in Hollywood was just assimilated/replicated, The Thing style, with copies of a creature that can't invent entertainment and exists only to rape starlets and/or molest children.
 
Will Black Buffy talk more about slaying in the name of Jesus than White Buffy did?
 
Doubtful; but I'll bet after she slays at least one vampire, she goes, "MMMMMMM hmm! I know DASS rite!" Or, "I TOLE you! Didn't I TELLLLL you? 'Cause I TOLE you!"
 
The Highwayman said:
Doubtful; but I'll bet after she slays at least one vampire, she goes, "MMMMMMM hmm! I know DASS rite!" Or, "I TOLE you! Didn't I TELLLLL you? 'Cause I TOLE you!"
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While smoking a big ole blunt of smelly ass Jamaican weed.
 
Xander should be a robot.
 
Even without Book or Wash I wish they’d bring back Firefly instead. We don’t need more Buffy, they already did it right the first time.
 
Summer Glau can't play River without her mole.
 
All of the characters will be pansexual.
 
James Marsters will still play Spike because he's appearance hasn't changed in twenty years.
 
Well here's something interesting: a teaser for an ad that will run during the Super Bowl...



Aaaaaand, conspiracy theorists wet their pants all over the net.
 
Is it just me, or did those all seem like they weren't so much commercials as just sponsored 2 second reboot teasers?
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Well here's something interesting: a teaser for an ad that will run during the Super Bowl...



Aaaaaand, conspiracy theorists wet their pants all over the net.
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I don't really get what that is (I guess we'll find out during the super bird of prey.)
 
Wasn’t she in a Scream movie or something?
 
I think she was in Scream's cousin I Know What You Did Last Summer?
 
Yes, that's what she was in. And she also had her own horror mini-franchise with The Grudge 1 & 2.
 
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