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I liked the part where Anakin told R2 to stay with the ship while he went to murder the Separatist leaders

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
It was sweet and sad that Darth Vader didn't want his beloved droid watching him commit a load of murders. He was still Anakin then, before Obi-Wan burned his dick off.
 
That was considerate.
 
Do you think if he hadn't he would have jojned in?
 
I'd like to see R2 fight Wat Tamobr to the death...

(Also Anakin only killed the younglings as a kindness so they wouldn't face long drawn out death by Stormtrooper.)
 
I imagine R2 uses his spark rod on him, and for a few seconds Wat speaks normally, then he realises he is stood in petrol
 
R2 probably used his spark rod (also probably the name of his sex tape) a lot.
 
Leia's the f-ed up one. Kisses her brother, chained up in a bikini, has a thing for choking, into torture by her gimp-suited Daddy...
 
That was one twisted-ass Princess. Lucky she never got her own lightsaber, the handle most likely woulda been a dildo. Probably had a sex droid named I-<3-69
 
Dr Dave said:
R2 probably used his spark rod (also probably the name of his sex tape) a lot.
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His sex tape is called "BEEP WHOOP WHISTLE BOOP".
 
That's what she said!
 
Some of the things she says make me think she's a derrty derrty hooer.
 
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