What Kinds of Threads Do You Have In Your Heads?

[CaptainWacky]

It could be a porn parody of Friends!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"Could my cock BE any harder???"

"I KNOWWWWW!"

 

[I Love Cunt]

I want to make a thread about how much of a dork I am.

 

[Dr Dave]

It could be a porn parody of Friends!

We didn't need the original, let alone a parody.

 

[CaptainWacky]

We do if we're horny for the porn version of Gunther.

 

[I Love Cunt]

It could be a porn parody of Friends!

Rachel walks in,
Her hair tossled
She has a laundry basket in her hands
only it is full of just lingerie
And then Ross walks in and sees one of her nipples

Wait-didn't that happen?

 

[I Love Cunt]

Phoebe and Monica? Or all 3 together?

Joey and Chandler?

How about just Joey? Yeahhhhhhhhh How you doin?

 

[Volpone]

How easy/affordable is it to insert someone into existing footage? They should redo "Friends" with a *black* friend--that all the other friends ignore.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm sure they could digitally alter Gunther to be black (and naked.)

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I've got one.

Would Lucy from the Peanut Gang be classified as a bully or terrorist in 2019 because she kept calling Charlie Brown a "Blockhead" and kept yanking the football away at the last second?

 

[Volpone]

If you're a dude and do a karaoke of Alanis Morrisette's "Ironic" but alter the lyric to "meeting to girl of your dreams and then meeting her *beautiful* wife," and someone accuses you of being homophobic for changing the lyric, can you, in turn accuse *them* of being homophobic for objecting to gay weddings?

Would Alanis Morrisette find it just a little bit ironic if she shit her pants just as she put the last load of laundry in the dryer?

Yeah, I really do think.

 

[Volpone]

...

Yeah. Nope. Not ready to share that one yet. I thought I was. But no. :?

 

[Mirah]

I've got one.

Would Lucy from the Peanut Gang be classified as a bully or terrorist in 2019 because she kept calling Charlie Brown a "Blockhead" and kept yanking the football away at the last second?

Yaaaas!!

...

Yeah. Nope. Not ready to share that one yet. I thought I was. But no. :?

Good choice man.

 

[Dr Dave]

We do if we're horny for the porn version of Gunther.

Just no.

 

[Volpone]

Dr. Seuss threads.

It cannot be said, the kind of the thread, that is rolling around, right now in my head.