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In the Summer Time?

he said eMF
Now I am thinking about that song they sang
and I went to look it up and there was a cute bat video
and earlier my sister sent me a video of the ducks in my favorite park
and did you know that there are duck stamps and duck post cards and duck envelopes?
 
^Watched it. Why was he expecting it to be hot!

I'm not going to list all the Mine Fielders who don't post anymore, because I don't want them to feel bad when they come back (lol) and see this thread. SEE, I'VE MATURED. I just miss people! Sorry! I have autism! It's a real thing, look it up! Like when Data said his mental pathways had grown accustomed to Geordi's presence or wahtever, that's like me but with people (on a message boiard.) I KNOW people have lives and families and go to other countries and stuff, that's cool! And maybe don't have computers anymore and find the board hard to navigate on their HOLOGRAPHIC PHONES. Or just think they don't have anything to post about because they don't watch tv shows anymore (they do though! I'd read their posts!) And MAYBE a small part of it is they sometimes see me posting about how they don't post anymore and think "I can't be FUCKED explaing myself to Wacky" and don't post anymore, oops, I've done it again, I've literally done the thing I said I wasn't going to do while doing that thing. And that is a thing that only exists in my mind.

But no I just miss everything I'm not trying to make you feel bad. I'm not going to say "so this is how the Mine Field ends..." and follow it with this clip...


I'M NOT DOING THAT.

maybe I should say their names so they know they stillmean something to me nah they know who they are (it's FILTHYRECWHORE)

It's actually really impressive that the board is still here, if you think about it. When I say "the board" I just mean "the MF" because I don't know how anyone could give a fuck about the rest of it. But I mean look at what the MF is: a niche subsection of a fucking early 2000s "TROLL BOARD" that's compmletely irrelevant to everything in the world. Is it because I weaponised nostalgia and launched it as a missile directly into Menty's heart? Maybe! But it's cool. It's good. I'll keep posting here. Maybe they'll alalflnajsalkdfblkjs fefd

not typing

why did the "SUMEMR TIME" thread become me commenting on the current state of the MF every year

I saw furiosa today it was good maybe someone other than me and whisky could reply to the movie thread sometime? I bet other people watch movies!

Do I always give a female celebrity update here? It's Dafne Keen this summer. Kiernan has dropped, not going to lie. Not her fault, I just change all the time (in a female celebrity liking way...but not other way.) Anya Taylor-Joy is fucking great too. Elle Fanning is a beautiful princess of love. Of course they're all real people and I shouldn't fucking put them on such a ridiculous pedestal that NOBODY could live up to. EXCEPT NATALIE, WHO IS THE SECRET BEST OF ALL TIME. But yeah I basically get through the year in order to write a 2024 list and, most importantly, update the Wacky Hot One Hundred. It means something! (It doesn't really.)

((It's not about sex lol I don't even think about sex or maybe I do but in a weird fucking way I don't know.))

IN THE SUMMER TIME, I DRANK SOME WINE, I DIDN'T REALLY, I DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE WINE, IN THE SUMER TIME, I TOLD LIES I TOLD LIES I TOLD LIES ABOUT DRINKING WINE. IN THE SUMMER TIME, WHO CAN REMEMBER HOW LONG IT'S BEEN SINCE NIKKI GRAHAME, PRINCE PHILIP, ANGELA LANSBURY AND RIK MAYALL DIED ANYMORE.


I should have waited to bump this thread when I was in the mood to post FUNNY WACKY THINGS I'm definitely not in that mood right now lol bonc.



Why the fuck did I think it was a good idea to post this at midnight on a Sunday.

Then again,my posts don't get any better tha this now.

I was going to write a new Cat Cleaners but I can't even get my brain in the Cat Cleaners zone (also I was going to make it a dark sci-fi epic lol.)

I should update Wacky Ranks The MCU as I watched Winter Solider (it's good!) but writing the psots takes too long but then I don't do anything better with the time DO I and maybe someone would read it.

should i go back an delete the part about missing people is it too needy NAH have to be HONEST WACKY

Bang Bang Sport GIF by WWE


I could bump the thread at again at the end of July once I work out a FUNNY SONG PARODY in my mind

DOCTOR WHO IS BLACK NOW WTF WHAT NEXT A WOMAN DOCTOR!?!?!?!?!

DID YOU HEAR THAT THEY REBOOTED A CARTOON FROM THE EIGHTIES BUT CHANGED SOME SMALL ASPECT OF IT TO BETTER SUIT 2024 WTF IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY'RE AIMING IT AT CHILIDREN TODAY AND NOT MIDDLE AGED MEN LIKE ME

I say as I look over at my shelves with all the Star Wars and Transformers figure on them.

Hope The Acolyte is good.

I should go back and read the last post in the therad really

House of The Dragon comign up too, controversial opinion: Olivia Cooke > Milly Alcock

WOW CAN YOU BELIEV ETHAT CONTROVERSIAL OPIOION THERE TREATING WOMEN LIKE OBJECTS WHAT A HOOT HOW ABOUT TALKING ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE SHOW YOU FUCKING NOSESTAIN

owls!

I miss USERNAME28

fallout was good i've never played the game si'm playing paper mario again i basically love it and want to live inside it

were there any other good tv shows this year meh not really!

anyway

I'll decide if I post a funny update at the end of July

but until then

keep it sneezey!
 
Why is meteorlogical summer than actual summer? I looked it up and still don't remember why and don't care if anyone answers the question that I really didn't want an answer to anyway.
 
I'm amazing that I'm so self-centred that I manage to turns Menty's fun song parody thread into yet another meditation on the possibly imagined slow death of the Mine Field/definitely not imagined slow death of my brain.

GET OVER YOURSELF.
 
I have so many films tapes off sky that I was waiting to watch with my wife, that sooner or later I am just going to have to watch on my own.

Looking at you cocaine bear.
 
I'm not going to list all the Mine Fielders who don't post anymore, because I don't want them to feel bad when they come back (lol) and see this thread. SEE, I'VE MATURED. I just miss people! Sorry! I have autism! It's a real thing, look it up! Like when Data said his mental pathways had grown accustomed to Geordi's presence or wahtever, that's like me but with people (on a message boiard.) I KNOW people have lives and families and go to other countries and stuff, that's cool! And maybe don't have computers anymore and find the board hard to navigate on their HOLOGRAPHIC PHONES. Or just think they don't have anything to post about because they don't watch tv shows anymore (they do though! I'd read their posts!) And MAYBE a small part of it is they sometimes see me posting about how they don't post anymore and think "I can't be FUCKED explaing myself to Wacky" and don't post anymore, oops, I've done it again, I've literally done the thing I said I wasn't going to do while doing that thing. And that is a thing that only exists in my mind.

But no I just miss everything I'm not trying to make you feel bad.

To expand: I remember when I was a child and I was friends with the other boys who lived on my street. I think it was very easy to have friends as a child, even for me: you just had to live on the same street as another boy and be willing to play that NES ice hockey game with them. Maybe my mum asked their mum to ask the son to make friends with me behind my back too, I don't know. Either way, it wasn't so bad. I had friends. Maybe I wasn't exactly the same as them and there was a lot of masking going on (no maybe about it, there definitely was.) But yeah, I liked them and inevitably some of them would move to other streets. I struggled with this. I remember asking one if he'd come back to visit us on the street sometime and he was like "why would I do that?" I remember suggesting we have a STREET REUNION one day which I didn't think was a real thing. Funnily enough I saw a flyer or something once a couple of years ago for another street near here with a date for a STRET REUNION they were having. WASN'T SUCH A CRAZY IDEA. Anyway, obivously that never happened with my street and won't now: I doubt I'd even recognise someone I haven't seen since childhood. I certainly wouldn't attend a STREET REUNION. I can't say I really still miss those geographic convenience friends. My friends from high school who didn't just live near me? Yeah, I miss them a bit still. Wouldn't ever meet up with them in my current condition though. Maybe if I was to become the immortal Godkingd of the universe (I will one day!) But not until then.

BUT I WOULD definitely recognise returning Mine Fielders and it would temporarily reduce my autism symptoms to see them here. This isn't really an attempt at emotional blackmail: they're not here so won't be reading this anyway. It's just further commentary on the above. I don't know. I feel like this thread is now the metatextual thread where I comment on the state of the Mine Field while simultaneously contributing to it. I'm just like Deadpool (GAY SEX LOL.) Then I worry that me saying I miss people is why they don't come here (it's not, it's because they have lives) and the cycle begins anew.

Oops I said I'd make a "funny" post at the end of July and this isn't funny.

Next year's wil lbe even more depressing so at least try to get some enjoyment out of this one.

Do you ever think about your nipples? Like REALLY think about them?

I did finish the Winter Soldier post but now I need to finish the Guardians of the Galaxy post (nobody reads it anyway.)

Should I do a Joe Biden and stpe down, allowing the MF to die?

Twenty years since the first episode of Lost this September. Here's a scary fact for you: on that date the present day will be further away from the first episode of Lost than the first episode of Lost was from the end of World War 2. Scary, right!?

Not true at all but you had to think about it for a moment. Scary, right!?

lost john locke GIF
 
We should all meet up and play with our nipples and prostates together (consensually) but also live stream it on every tv station in the world so that the missing Mine Fielders witness our mass orgy and either join in or at least return to the board to post "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?"
 
It's another year and it's definitely summer time again what with it being June and hot and all. Instead of celebrating Menty's LEGENDARY opening post (which I STILL laughed at when I read it again, I do ever year!) it's time for me to be self indulgent and become the main character in life AGAIN. But look it's an increasingly fucking weird world out there, we could be moments away from nuclear war, nothing makes sense, there's not much hope for the human race...but the thing that fucking threw me the most since last time was Michelle Trachtenberg dying. And it's stupid this felt targeted at me (I'm only the second biggest Trachtenfan we all know!): obviously her death was actually about her and her friends and famiily and everyone who was touched by her work over the years. But fuck it just felt so wrong and made me feel viscerally upset and I STILL four months later have to keep reminding myself it's a thing that actually happened and not some weird dream or anxiety fantasy I had. Reality broke because yes she was one of the primary players in my now decades long autistic ranking of female celebrities (I'll come back to this ina minute!) And YES I know that OBJECTIVELY far worse things are happening all the time: much younger people than Michelle are being blown up every day, literal babies are starving to death because aid isn't being allowed through to them. And all that other horrible stuff in the world, not going into a big politcal statement, things are fucked up. But an actress I like dying aged 39 from illness is horrible to me and even if other things are worse things I'm still me and I can only view the world through my eyes and I hate all the horrible things that are happening too but this was "about" me (it wasn't about me.) So what is the whole female celebrity thing anyway, I've been asking myself lately. Did I willfully let it happen? The first Wacky Hot One Hundred in 2008(!) had less than 50 people on it, it was realy kind of a jokey example of how crazy I am. We were up to 700 on the last one and now I do the yearly list too so that's pretty fucked up. I don't know, I try to make out that it ISN'T a list of GIRL I WANT TO FUCK because it really, REALLY, isn't (though if anyone of you them want to fuck me, you know where I am, ladies!!!!) but what IS IT. Looking at pretty girls just makes my brain feel better that's the most simple way to put it but why do I have a list of them that I post twice a week, how does that improve my mental health, it probalby doesn't, but maybe it just means I'm thinking about them more often and it's making me feel a bit better more often, I don't know. But I don't think I'm that horny really but maybe that makes it worse that I'm obsessed with them (plus secret reason only CASSIE knows.) But when it becomes an obsession am I realy enjoying it or does it make me more likely to get stupid obsessive negative thoughts in my head, like I've been making Sydney Sweeney gifs lately because her smile is so nice but what if she's secretly evil (it's unlikely!) and I've wasted all this time on her. What if Zendaya rides Godzilla through Aberdeen indiscriminately murdering thousands. What if Kiernan SHipka marries Elon Msuk (she won't), what if Hailee Steinfeld kills David Attenborough...okay I've never worried about any of those things so just make my brain STOP. They're just people I don't know ANY of them I can't get invested in them just because their smile looks good in gifs but I do so fuck why can't I just control reality that would make things easier then I wouldn't ahve to worry about any of them (Natalie I never have to worry about though she's an angel) shoudln't hold them to impossibly high standards thy're not better than the average person on the street I just like looking at them OKAY IT'S FINE what do you like, SOMETHING NORMAL AND HEALTHY? Going to be a big WHOH this year and a very competive 2025 list so stay tuned for those!!!!!!! I don't ahve anything else that's why I care I just figured that out. My brain doesn't work right so all I can actually feel good about is "pretty girl nice" that's it. That's hwy. I cna't really care about normal things like you do. Only the most basic thing. I kind of like food too but if I eat too much I'm sick.

So I'm kind of stuck with the female celebrities. And that means I think about them too much. But maybe it's better thinking about them than worse things.

I should'nt be obligated to do thorough research on every female celebrity to check if they are secretly evil either, that's not on me, if they haven't done anything overtly evil I should just assume that they're fine!

(please don't be evil any female celebrity please and don't die but not because i want to put you on my weird list)

So yeah I was incredibly sad about Michelle it shouldn't have happened she should be 40 this year.

Hope The Acolyte is good.
lol, but at least Skeleton Crew WAS good and Andor was GREAT so really two out of three isn't that bad considering WOKE DISNEY killed STar WArs forever. What were the MCU shows? Agatha was good, Daredevil was kind of good when you ignore the parts where it was two shows stitched together, GIVE IRONHEART A CHANCE YOU BASTARDS really I don't care can't be fucked going back to Wacky RAnks the MCU because nobody replied to it and writing is increasingly difficult.

I still miss the people who don't post anymore BUT I KNOW that life changes for people it's not static of course there's reasons people don't post here which aren't a personal attack on me I'm not really the main character I don't think that (I do think that) won't stop me hassling them before the Reunion but I'll try to make it more laid back this year dogs ky. gbv

DOGS

My mental health isn't great keep worrying and anticipating and it's not even static for me (life) because if it was I wouldn't be posting in this thread again would I it would still be last year and I'd still be hoping The Acolyte is good instead of typing all this increasingly hard to read nonsense but yeah I do have issues need to go to the doctor sometime soon I gues but they'r enot going to give me a robot body.

OR ARE THEY.

why can't everyone just be nice but also help people and set up arrangements where people are helped and therefore can be nice

TRANSFORMERS, MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE this will make sense next year.

yeah I got a Switch 2 Mario Kart is good but yeah online races are just down to luck except rally mode or whateve ri'ts called that's good I got Cyberpunk using Amazon gift vouchers but man ther'es a lot of stuff to remember I like Nintendo gavems where you just press buttons and it makes you go but I will play it I got mildly obssessed with STardew again earlier in the year and Xenoblade X but then I look at people on reddit posting about them and feel so small and irrelevant

IN THE SUMMER TIME, WE GOT ASUKA WITH NO BUILD-UP RETURNING ON RAW SMELLING OF LIME.

WWE is evil and I've watched that for like 438 years so why don't I have moral dillemmas about that eh

been watching fawly towers clips lately COULDN'T MAKE THAT TODAY COULD THEY (because it's not 1975 anymore, weirdly!)

tv as a medium is probably over and in a year I'll be posting about my favourite tiktoks in this thread

I started watchign Breaking Bad again let's see if it's finished in a year

MAYBE I should force myself to like/get obsessed with something other than female celebrities befor enext year in case they all turn out to be evil but it would have to be something really simple and dumb (DURR, PRETTY SMILE NICE) and it's hard to get obsessed with things like that I thinkk beajishdhgfvb

I like crisps

@Mentalist thanks for keeping the board going, bruv, it does meant a lot to me!

(I bet that trending content thing is gone soon.)

ANYWAY here's some gifs of Sydney nearly eating ice cream beause it's SUMMER-TIME you see TAKE A JUMP TAKE A RIDE YOU GOT DEADLY SCORPIONS ON YOUR MIND

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SUMMERTIME, AND THE LIVIN' IS EASY, FISH ARE JUMPIN' AND THE COTTON IS HIGH
OH YOUR DADDY'S RICH AND YOUR MAMMA'S GOOD LOOKIN'
SO HUSH LITTLE BABY DON'TYOU CRY

ONE OF THESE MORNINGS YOU'RE GONNA RISE UP SINGING
THEN YOU'LL SPREAD YOUR WINGS AND YOU'LL TAKE TO THE SKY
BUT TILL THAT MORNING THERE'S A'NOTHING CAN HARM YOU
WITH DADDY AND MAMMY STANDING BY

lol even tho two white men wrote this song (for the all-black musical Porgy & Bess in 1935) it's still so hilariously cringe to listen to white high school girls and drunk old white queens attempt to sing it. HOW HIGH HAS THE COTTON GOT FOR YA LATELY, KAREN AND JUST JACK LMAO

I was never into the MCU as much as the rest of the world. But I really loved WandaVision when it came out, although it took me a few viewings and reading up on all the connections it had to other Marvel/MCU IP to fully appreciate what was going on. But then my favorite Heartstopper twink got a starring role in Agatha All Along and I knew I couldn't ignore the MCU any longer, I liked the last few Avengers and Cumberbatch is a deadpan hoot as Dr. Strange and I even liked The Marvels (Disney and the fanbase need to get used to the idea that not every movie that comes out is meant to be THE EVENT OF THE YEAR). Basically Monica Rambeau has been a lynchpin in the titles I've focused on, and then I was watching a Mad Men marathon one weekend and it hit me, HOLY SHIT, DON'S SECRETARY DAWN IS MONICA RAMBEAU DGHFHGFMHJGJgh.jkmmjhv

Nipples are still cool, but the prostate is trickier. Fanfics and trashy comedies make it seem like it's the easiest thing in the world to achieve but ITS NOT AS SIMPLE AS THAT FOR EVERY MAN, KAREN AND JUSTJACK. But it's still a goal.
 
Basically Monica Rambeau has been a lynchpin in the titles I've focused on, and then I was watching a Mad Men marathon one weekend and it hit me, HOLY SHIT, DON'S SECRETARY DAWN IS MONICA RAMBEAU

I remember when Roger called her "Darkest Before The Dawn" and it was funny because it's okay to have comedy racism when it's the sixties! (She's hot.)
 
I keep trying to get you to obsess over tiny freshwater shrimp. THEY ARE NEVER EVIL. (Except when another shrimp dies and the eat it, or when a lady shrimp molts and all the boys want to make the sex with her. )
 
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