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[Eat Shit And Die]

So I don't know why I'm spilling my guts here exactly, but there has been this thing going on for awhile between me and my ex lately, and it turns out she is actually evil. Satans's asshole evil. She led another friend of mine down the garden path and bled him dry of all his money, and we're talking hundreds of thousands of dollars.

I feel responsible for that. If it were not for me he wouldn't have met her in the first place.

People are shit.

Your friend should have known better.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Your friend should have known better.

That's the gist I've been getting from everyone.

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

That's the gist I've been getting from everyone.

Don't be too hard on yourself, I'm sure he knows why you finished with her and in my experience trying to tell any bro/friend where they shouldn't stick their junk rarely yields fruit.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Don't be too hard on yourself, I'm sure he knows why you finished with her and in my experience trying to tell any bro/friend where they shouldn't stick their junk rarely yields fruit.

Yes, well fortunately it did not yield fruit at all. That would be even worse.

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

Yes, well fortunately it did not yield fruit at all. That would be even worse.

Not quite the point I was pushing but couldn't agree with you more.

Don't feel bad though he'd have gone that route with or without your advice and best intentions bro.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Not quite the point I was pushing but couldn't agree with you more.

Don't feel bad though he'd have gone that route with or without your advice and best intentions bro.

Yeah I know. People have to learn the hard way. Some ways are harder than others.

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

Yeah I know. People have to learn the hard way. Some ways are harder than others.

And less financially forgiving too..

 

[Volpone]

When my friend got divorced he insisted I unfriend his ex on Facebook and LinkedIn. I forget the reasoning but you do what's asked of you. Not like anything could've come of it anyway. She wasn't my type and we never lived within 1,000 miles of each other. But yeah. Dating a friend's ex is borderline territory.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[whisky]

ROTS and the Room.

Both have a hero with long black hair who is stressed at work

Both have relationships that are doomed.

You're breaking my heart / you're tearing me apart.

Pretending to have a baby / pretending a baby is dead.

Both ends up with the leading man being jealous of their best friend, and having that friend betray them.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Volpone]

Just gotta share a fish recipe I can't believe it took me this long to discover:

So. Gave up meat for Lent. In the Catholic sense, where fish isn't meat. Looking for protein and Kroger had 2# bags of salmon filets for $9.99. Looked for recipes. Basically (and this works for pretty much any similar fish: Salmon, pollack, tillapia...) you throw a couple filets in the fridge to thaw overnight. Get some brown rice going. (It's brown rice. I'm not going to tell you how to cook that. It's the simplest thing.) Pick some frozen microwaveable vegetable (felt fancy and went with asparagus this time). When you get the rice going, open the bags with the fish filets. Lay the buggers in a pan. Drizzle olive oil and lemon juice on 'em. Add: garlic salt, lemon pepper, ground black pepper, and "herbs de provence" (which is a fancy way to say "any green spices you have"--parsley, sage, rosemary, thyme, oregano, etc). Lemon slice on each filet. Stick the pan in the fridge. Around 15 minutes before the rice is ready, get the oven up to 425F. Pop the fish in the oven. Around 10 minutes later, chuck your veggie bag in the 'wave and nuke it. Get a plate out. Put all the shit on the plate. Add salt, pepper, butter, (and maybe paprika or parsley on the rice for looks) to taste. Enjoy with a decent beer and some brown bread and butter.