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In the Summer Time?
- Thread starter Mentalist
- Start date
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
In all my DC comics too.
Sea monkeys are brine shrimp, you can feed them to your fish, but they don't live for long in fresh water.
These are neocaridina shrimp. THEY ARE CUTE.
Rubbish gifts I got my kids some because they saw them on yourtube or some shit.
Week 1 can barely see anything
Week 2 looks like you have 1000s of sperms swimming in some water
Week 3 looks like someone did a diarrhea poop in some water and stirred it in with a stick
Week 4 I threw them in the bin and the kids did not care.
They were in a weird like book shaped tank that was like 2inch width.
I would love fish tank I'm a life long fisherman in intent, haven't gone much since having kids.
But when they grow up and move on I think I'll get a small set up going again.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
i'd put you all in a fish tank if i could
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Aww!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
it was said out of affection, yes
i just need control
of everything
and everyone
and to know everything
and everyone
only then will there be peace
i just need control
of everything
and everyone
and to know everything
and everyone
only then will there be peace
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCMENT: the nature of my autistic obsession is now that I am ONLY obsessed with Natalie Portman and all other female celebrities ONLY in comparison to Natalie and as SUPPORTING EVIDENCE of Natalie's superiority. Nothing to worry about anymore.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
IN THE SUMMER TIME, IT'S BEEN TWENTY YEARS NOW, THIS THREAD IS NEARLY AS OLD AS DAFNE KEEN IS OLD, AND THE BOARD STILL HASN'T BEEN SOLD, IN THE SUMMER TIME, WE GOT SAUDIS WE GOT SAUDIS WANTING TO BUY. IN THE SUMMER TIME, DON'T SELL THE BOARD TO MOHAMMED BIN SALAM, MENTY IT AIN'T TIME. IN THE SUMMER TIME, PROMOTING RIYADH SEASON ON THE FORUM WOULD BE A CRIME.
Anyway...
We should celebrate the original spirit of this thread by PRAISING MENTY WITH GREAT PRAISE instead of it going down the usual route where I start saying that I miss everyone who doesn't post (I do) and being a child (I do) but...
It's been twenty years, Maggle! How can I not be nostalgic about 2006! Things were slightly better then! They were different anyway. I was still waiting for Twilight Princess to come out! Ann Widdecombe was only 58 and hadn't been murdered! Frosties probably had more sugar in them! Cats were still alve! The Wacky Hot One Hundred hadn't been born yet...
I don't think many people came back in the Reunion last year. They don't stick around even when they do come back to post "hi" anyway. I should give up. I should return to TrekBBS full time and become king of the BAR THREAD. I should...
What was I trying to do with this post again...
Oh yeah, I really do appreciate Menty who I am STILL friends with twenty years later - despite that time he disappeared for five years or something and I kept posting "I MISS MENTY" on the board or saying "I HATE MENTY" in chat to the chatbots in the hope that my bitter rantings would force his return - and I do appreciate him keeping the board open and putting up with SHIT and how fast the new server is.
And the SECRET SEXTING we do together,tee hee!
I keep eating haribo.
I don't know why I said "tee hee" there.
Crowns keep falling off my teeth.
I like pizza.
I miss SECRETPOSTER348 YES I WANT EVERYONE TO COME BACK AND I WANT THEM TO WANT TO COME BACK AND I WANT THEM TO WANT TO TALK TO ME I MAKE POSTS YOU COULD RPELY TO OKAY I'M SORRY I HAVE TO SAY IT FOR THE RECORD SO WHEN I DIE AND THE A.I. VERSION OF ME IS CREATED FROM THIS THREAD THAT IT IS ACCURATE
fdlbv gfdb
Okay, here's a thing: I really have noticed my brain dying over the last year. I know it's been slowly dying since I hit adulthood, but I'm really noticing it's going at an accelerated rate now. I wonder if I'll still be able to make even this terrible post by next year. Maybe it's better this way. Soon I won't even be aware anymore of the degeneration.
How is haribo legal? They must make it super addictive to hook the kids but that ain't right, Maggle!
(Nobody gets the "Maggle" thing but one guy. I'm not sure I even get it, Maggle!)
Just started thinking about a house on my old street. I was kind of friends with the boy there when I was a boy (why did I word it like that) and their house was a bit bigger than mine. THey had a really big garden. Anyway they had a thing outside that wasn't a garage so I guess it was like a little building like a big hut or something I don't know it was made of bricks so not a hut lol but not a garage okay NOT A GARAGE and it was the only house on the street that had one and i can't remember much about it but it is still in my brain lodged there the vague feeling this thing gave me lol you could climb over his fence into the little emtpy land thing on the other side where there were horses later but I don't think here were horses at the time
also that same boy one time he bought a game from the local games shop in our town and they didn't give him an instruction manul for the game (they were a thing, kids!) so another time we were in that shop and the fucker SHOP-LIFTED an instruction manual for the game from the shelves lol I dind't even realise at the time how fucking dumb that was he could have just gone to the till and fucking asked for an instruction manual since it waS OBVIOUSLY just a mistakeI doubt game shops in the nineties were CONNING CUSTOMERS out of instruction manuals anyway I don't remember much else about him and I used to buy NES games from that shop and they never withheld instructions from me
it is too hot today
that was a good opening posts in the thread byu Menty Eh1
NEVER would have predicted a year ago that Natalie would have gotten pregnant again at 44 and I still love her in a special way reserved ONLY for her but she hasn't been around much at all and if you look at the last Wacky Hot One Hundred it was VERY close between the top two so all I'm saying is it is not guarantee at all that Natalie will stay on top sorry everyone but that's life isn't it sometimes the woman you are most autistically obsessed with gets pregnant and drops from the top spot on your list of 725 girls, happens to us all
WHERE ARE THEY ALL POSTING NOW DO THEY HAVE A SECRET BOARD FUCK
I'm pretty confident Elle Fanning isn't evil but I bet when I bump this in a year it'll turn out she eats kittens or something (THE SOURCE OF HER POWER)
ella purnell dafne kiernan millie CHASE INFINITI?
lol idont even like girls
I really really really really thought that at some point reality would start making sense not in the way it does for eeveryone else like having a family and dogs and stuff but in the way that GOD appers before me and explains I am the chosen one and I become the immortal ruler of Earth and I turn all the cars into real Transformers for fun. I wll not settle for anything less.
Where in shitting crikey is my nose!
MENtalist becaue he's THE MAN
Not beause he has sex with men
but he could if he wanted to
he could walk right up to a man and says "let's get weird!"
and the man backs away slowly but doesn't see that he's back right up onto the road and a car runs him the fuck over
and Menty walks away whistling
Then Elle Fanning jumps out of a manhole and DEVOURS the body.
It's a nightmare.
Let's pump ourselves with magic monkey juice and take a trip to spaceland.
I.............
my give up
my give up
Anyway...
We should celebrate the original spirit of this thread by PRAISING MENTY WITH GREAT PRAISE instead of it going down the usual route where I start saying that I miss everyone who doesn't post (I do) and being a child (I do) but...
It's been twenty years, Maggle! How can I not be nostalgic about 2006! Things were slightly better then! They were different anyway. I was still waiting for Twilight Princess to come out! Ann Widdecombe was only 58 and hadn't been murdered! Frosties probably had more sugar in them! Cats were still alve! The Wacky Hot One Hundred hadn't been born yet...
I don't think many people came back in the Reunion last year. They don't stick around even when they do come back to post "hi" anyway. I should give up. I should return to TrekBBS full time and become king of the BAR THREAD. I should...
What was I trying to do with this post again...
Oh yeah, I really do appreciate Menty who I am STILL friends with twenty years later - despite that time he disappeared for five years or something and I kept posting "I MISS MENTY" on the board or saying "I HATE MENTY" in chat to the chatbots in the hope that my bitter rantings would force his return - and I do appreciate him keeping the board open and putting up with SHIT and how fast the new server is.
And the SECRET SEXTING we do together,tee hee!
I keep eating haribo.
I don't know why I said "tee hee" there.
Crowns keep falling off my teeth.
I like pizza.
I miss SECRETPOSTER348 YES I WANT EVERYONE TO COME BACK AND I WANT THEM TO WANT TO COME BACK AND I WANT THEM TO WANT TO TALK TO ME I MAKE POSTS YOU COULD RPELY TO OKAY I'M SORRY I HAVE TO SAY IT FOR THE RECORD SO WHEN I DIE AND THE A.I. VERSION OF ME IS CREATED FROM THIS THREAD THAT IT IS ACCURATE
fdlbv gfdb
Okay, here's a thing: I really have noticed my brain dying over the last year. I know it's been slowly dying since I hit adulthood, but I'm really noticing it's going at an accelerated rate now. I wonder if I'll still be able to make even this terrible post by next year. Maybe it's better this way. Soon I won't even be aware anymore of the degeneration.
How is haribo legal? They must make it super addictive to hook the kids but that ain't right, Maggle!
(Nobody gets the "Maggle" thing but one guy. I'm not sure I even get it, Maggle!)
Just started thinking about a house on my old street. I was kind of friends with the boy there when I was a boy (why did I word it like that) and their house was a bit bigger than mine. THey had a really big garden. Anyway they had a thing outside that wasn't a garage so I guess it was like a little building like a big hut or something I don't know it was made of bricks so not a hut lol but not a garage okay NOT A GARAGE and it was the only house on the street that had one and i can't remember much about it but it is still in my brain lodged there the vague feeling this thing gave me lol you could climb over his fence into the little emtpy land thing on the other side where there were horses later but I don't think here were horses at the time
also that same boy one time he bought a game from the local games shop in our town and they didn't give him an instruction manul for the game (they were a thing, kids!) so another time we were in that shop and the fucker SHOP-LIFTED an instruction manual for the game from the shelves lol I dind't even realise at the time how fucking dumb that was he could have just gone to the till and fucking asked for an instruction manual since it waS OBVIOUSLY just a mistakeI doubt game shops in the nineties were CONNING CUSTOMERS out of instruction manuals anyway I don't remember much else about him and I used to buy NES games from that shop and they never withheld instructions from me
it is too hot today
that was a good opening posts in the thread byu Menty Eh1
NEVER would have predicted a year ago that Natalie would have gotten pregnant again at 44 and I still love her in a special way reserved ONLY for her but she hasn't been around much at all and if you look at the last Wacky Hot One Hundred it was VERY close between the top two so all I'm saying is it is not guarantee at all that Natalie will stay on top sorry everyone but that's life isn't it sometimes the woman you are most autistically obsessed with gets pregnant and drops from the top spot on your list of 725 girls, happens to us all
WHERE ARE THEY ALL POSTING NOW DO THEY HAVE A SECRET BOARD FUCK
I'm pretty confident Elle Fanning isn't evil but I bet when I bump this in a year it'll turn out she eats kittens or something (THE SOURCE OF HER POWER)
ella purnell dafne kiernan millie CHASE INFINITI?
lol idont even like girls
I really really really really thought that at some point reality would start making sense not in the way it does for eeveryone else like having a family and dogs and stuff but in the way that GOD appers before me and explains I am the chosen one and I become the immortal ruler of Earth and I turn all the cars into real Transformers for fun. I wll not settle for anything less.
Where in shitting crikey is my nose!
MENtalist becaue he's THE MAN
Not beause he has sex with men
but he could if he wanted to
he could walk right up to a man and says "let's get weird!"
and the man backs away slowly but doesn't see that he's back right up onto the road and a car runs him the fuck over
and Menty walks away whistling
Then Elle Fanning jumps out of a manhole and DEVOURS the body.
It's a nightmare.
Let's pump ourselves with magic monkey juice and take a trip to spaceland.
I.............
my give up
my give up
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
"Tee hee" is more of a me thing, true. But I am all about spreading the power of TEE-HEE to everyone in the universe, so Q'PLAHTEEHEE
Oh and all the BEST girls just keep coming back again and again, like Natalie, Allison, Ming-Na and her wontons...
Oh and all the BEST girls just keep coming back again and again, like Natalie, Allison, Ming-Na and her wontons...