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Age verification dosnt want me to wank

whisky

whisky

Boobie inspector
It's sure got harder to see porn lately.

I thought all you would need is an email address, but as soon as you put a Gmail account in, it asks for another one, like a work one, and that would be a really bad idea.

So what are we left with?

Short clips on Reddit, obscure 70s films on Amazon that make you sit through two minutes of adverts first, babe station that only ever shows tits, and half the women have badly botched boob jobs.

Even sky seems to have made a new channel for 70s UK films, but it puts you off when you suddenly realise the people you are watching have sex are Helen Mirren and the Lex Luther from Lois and Clark.

If anything is going to put you off it's being reminded of Dean Cain
 
Same. My state passed a law requiring proof of age and that usually entails uploading my driver's license. Now maybe there are safeguards in place, but if I know one thing, data can be stolen. And once someone has an electronic copy of my driver's license I think I'm pretty much fucked. So far my only salvation has been that a lot of sites haven't implemented it yet. I may have to set up a VPN or something so I can look like I'm across the river. Hell, when I try to look up hardware it always defaults me to being in Indiana, why can't the porn sites think that?
 
I don't care about porn, but I got the age verification thing on reddit looking at a Kiernan Shipka sub (which is crazy since she's never done nudity.) It gave a QR code but my phone wouldn't recognise it. And I don't really like the idea of showing my face to reddit to verify my age anyway. That's one of the sites I'd least want seeing my face. But I guess I'll have to work it out at some point.
 
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I wonder if any lawmakers in the UK invested in VPN companies before the laws came in to effect. My first thought was that the likes of NordVPN and Surfshark must have thought all their Christmases came at once
 
whisky said:
It's sure got harder to see porn lately.

I thought all you would need is an email address, but as soon as you put a Gmail account in, it asks for another one, like a work one, and that would be a really bad idea.

So what are we left with?

Short clips on Reddit, obscure 70s films on Amazon that make you sit through two minutes of adverts first, babe station that only ever shows tits, and half the women have badly botched boob jobs.

Even sky seems to have made a new channel for 70s UK films, but it puts you off when you suddenly realise the people you are watching have sex are Helen Mirren and the Lex Luther from Lois and Clark.

If anything is going to put you off it's being reminded of Dean Cain
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??? Why would you ever register on a porn site?

I just logon to the site and watch all the vids I want "anonymously" I never register an account.
 
Volpone said:
There is no *good* clown porn on the Internet. :(
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Seriously. How hard is it. A cute, virginal girl/slutty skank is walking down the street and a VW Beetle/Mini Cooper pulls up. 6-7 clowns pile out and stuff her in the backseat before peeling off. Then they pull into the main ring at the Big Top, drag her out, and serially violate all her orifices in the sawdust. Easy.
 
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