BACON

[CaptainWacky]

Should all other food be wrapped in it at all times?

I don't know what's going on in this gif but I want to eat that bear!

 

[Cassie]

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's happy to be bacon!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I would love to interact with Kevin Bacon wrapped in bacon.

 

[Cassie]

 

[Mirah]

 

[Ishcabittle]

we've been buying turkey bacon lately, and that stuff is just not scratchin' the itch. you can get it to where it tastes good, sure, but it doesn't taste like bacon. fuckin' no it don't.

 

[Dr Dave]

Should all other food be wrapped in it at all times?

I don't know what's going on in this gif but I want to eat that bear!

Yes.

 

[Dr Dave]

we've been buying turkey bacon lately, and that stuff is just not scratchin' the itch. you can get it to where it tastes good, sure, but it doesn't taste like bacon. fuckin' no it don't.

I'm not a fan of turkey bacon.

 

[Ishcabittle]

you know what i end up doing to make turkey bacon taste good? i fry it in some bacon fat i saved from the last time we cooked real bacon.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is goose bacon a thing?

 

[Loktar]

Is goose bacon a thing?

Probably. I bet it tastes like anger and feathers.

 

[Dr Dave]

Indeed

 

[CaptainWacky]

It probably makes you "honk" in the bathroom (gives you the shits.)

 

[Dr Dave]

And literal honking I suspect!