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They tell you not to stare into the sun BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MOON

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Why is it "safe" to stare into moon but staring into the sun will SUPPOSEDLY blind you? Have you ever actually heard of anyone being blinded by staring into the sun? I sure haven't. I say tomorrow we all fucking stare into the son for seven hours AND SEE WHAT THEY'VE BEEN HIDING.
 
Trump stares into the Sun for hours at a time, and it's done wonders for him. Not physically blind but blind to the plight of America and stupid af.
 
Don't let BIG MOON trick you, it's not safe to stare into the moon!

I'm wearing my "I hate the moon" T-shirt.
 
THE MOON IS MADE OF EVIL SHRAMPS.
 
Dr Dave said:
Don't let BIG MOON trick you, it's not safe to stare into the moon!

I'm wearing my "I hate the moon" T-shirt.
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I stare at the Moon all the time. Waiting for the egg to hatch. Doctor Who lied to me again.
 
THE MOON IS AN EGG AND NOW THAT IT'S A NEW EGG THAT MEANS THE APOLLO 11 MODULE AND THE FLAG THE U.S. PLANTED ARE GONE SO THE MOON IS UP FOR GRABS AGAIN IN FACT ELON SHOULD FLY THERE RIGHT NOW AND NOT COME BACK BONCLOLSYWOOWOO
 
Subliminal messages are written into the side of the moon. Because we can't stare into the sun, our eyes natural turn to the moon - the human desire to stare into something is just too great. And then the subliminal messages are burned into our brains, waiting to be activated...

Why do we have wallaper? What is the point of sticking paper on our walls instead of just painting them OR building the wallpaper into the bricks themselves. Who is stopp pre-papered walls from happening? The govenrment, that's who. It's the paste. The wallpaper paste. It activitaes the subliminal messages the moon have place into our brains...

And the killing begins.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Why do we have wallaper? What is the point of sticking paper on our walls instead of just painting them OR building the wallpaper into the bricks themselves. Who is stopp pre-papered walls from happening? The govenrment, that's who. It's the paste. The wallpaper paste. It activitaes the subliminal messages the moon have place into our brains...

And the killing begins.
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If that hasn't already been a Doctor Who episode... it will be soon enough.
 
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