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10 IMPROVEMENTS FOR NEXT GEN

34) CHAIN OF COMMAND: THE MUSICAL
 
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26. CAPTAIN KY JELLICO SHOULD OF REPLACED PICARD FOR A WHOLE SEASON AS CAPTAIN OF THE ENTERPRISE

27. CAPTAIN KY JELLICO SHOULD OF DONE THE FUNKY CHICKEN DANCE EVERY TIME SOMEONE HAILED THE SHIP.

28. CAPTAIN KY JELLICO SHOULD OF SHAVED HALF OF RIKERS BEARD OFF IN HIS SLEEP AS A PRACTICAL JOKE.

29. CAPTAIN KY JELLICO SHOULD OF SCRATCHED HIS HEAD LIKE A CAVEMAN EVERYTIME WORF TRIED TO TELL HIM SOMETHING BECAUSE..

30. CAPTAIN JELLICO SHOULD OF BEEN A COMPLETE AND UTTER RACIST EXCEPT AGAINST THE FERENGI WHO HE NEEDED TO KEEP SWEET SO HE COULD PROCURE MORE PRACTICAL JOKE -PATENTED ON FERINGINAR- KITS TO USE ON RIKER.

31. CAPTAIN JELLICO SHOULD OF BEEN KILLED AT THE END OF THE SERASON BY PICARD RETURNING ON THE BRIDGE WITH EMU ON HIS ARM AND PECKED JELICO TO DEATH WHILST DATA PROVIDED BEAT BOX SOUND EFFECTS.
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number 31 = BEST YET OMG IS IT CODE THAT MENTALIST IS IN SECTION 31?
 
35) DARMOK: THE MUSICAL!
 
36 Bring Tasha back, and have her tell someone to get down on their knees every single week.
 
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37) SITCOM SPINOFF!!!
 
38 have less episodes where data grooms young children over the internet to meet them
 
39) RASCALS, SPECIAL GUEST STAR NEROON
 
40 Kirk
 
41) EVERY FOURTH EPISODE THE SHOW TRADES CASTS WITH FACTS OF LIFE
 
42) CREW DISCOVERS THE ANSWER TO LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING IS...GEORDI'S JOCKSTRAP!
 
43) DAVE THE INSANE DANCING MACHINE is appointed Bridge Officer.
 
44 the ready room should be replaced by the go room, complete with go go dancers
 
45 Naked Beverly mudwrestling each female member of the crew each week at Ten Forward at the beginning of each episode. First time there is a celebrity mudwrestling guest star [Natalie portman for instance] Riker makes a bet with Data [who is a bookie for these mudwrestling bouts, complete with the visor he wears at poker games] and sez "10 quatloos on the newcomer".
 
46) TAZZ SHOULD HAVE PLAYED THE ENGINEER IN SEASON ONE
 
47) Guest star Professor Donald Bentley demonstrates how all TNG episodes are equal to "Shades of Grey".
 
48) Every friday is "Crazy shirts Friday".
 
49) CAPTAIN KATIE COURIC WITH FIRST OFFICER RACHEL RAY!!!1111
 
50) Worf: Gay rights sympathiser!
 
51 bat camera angles and "BAM" speech bubbles during all fistfights
 
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