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One annoying thing about Harry Potter

Magic is for girls an' homos onleh.
 
I didn't really need to know about Loktar's dry balls.
 
Not once has JK from Jamiroquai written about Harry masturbating. What sort of realism is that? hOW THE FUCK ARE TEENAGERS TOday supposed to learn from books when the KIDS do absolutely anTON NOTHING ! LIKE REAL KIds!. I mean enough drug references in Potter anyway! .. "Casting Spells" (Cockney slang for snorting coke), "Muggleblood" (Slang for dropping Acid) "Hagrid" (Slang for fucking a fat munter whilst pissed) "Snape" (Reference to Third Base) but NO MASTURBATING? NO WONDER KIDS ARE VANDALISJGNG PHONE BOXES, MUGGING OLD LADIES - or even worse - WEARING CREOLES.
 
CaptainWacky said:
I didn't really need to know about Loktar's dry balls.
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They're wrinkly too.
 
The last book ends with Ron and Harry both wanking off over Hermione to see who can cum first but then Neville walks in and they shoot cum into both his eyes blinding him forever and Draco says "you silly NOSEGUARDS!"
 
CaptainWacky said:
The last book ends with Ron and Harry both wanking off over Hermione to see who can cum first but then Neville walks in and they shoot cum into both his eyes blinding him forever and Draco says "you silly NOSEGUARDS!"
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Um, spoiler??
 
His potter is hairy.
 
Aw shit. Another wasted two seconds.
 
Too fucking bad.
 
OMG I just wasted 5 seconds typing this post.
 
OMG I just wasted 25 years and seven months up to this point.
 
Raping cats is not a waste of time!
 
I've opened this thread so many times, I keep thinking I contributed to it more.

MOANING MYRTLE LOL
 
lol Blackberries were popular back then THIS THREAD WAS BEFORE THE IPHONE CAME OUT LOL
 
OMG I JUST WASTED 30 SECONDS.
 
Gagh said:
Not once has JK from Jamiroquai written about Harry masturbating. What sort of realism is that? hOW THE FUCK ARE TEENAGERS TOday supposed to learn from books when the KIDS do absolutely anTON NOTHING ! LIKE REAL KIds!. I mean enough drug references in Potter anyway! .. "Casting Spells" (Cockney slang for snorting coke), "Muggleblood" (Slang for dropping Acid) "Hagrid" (Slang for fucking a fat munter whilst pissed) "Snape" (Reference to Third Base) but NO MASTURBATING? NO WONDER KIDS ARE VANDALISJGNG PHONE BOXES, MUGGING OLD LADIES - or even worse - WEARING CREOLES.
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This is why I wrote My Life In Hufflepuff.
 
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