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THINGS THAT GO ON A HOTDOG:
Yellow mustard.
Relish.
Possibly chopped raw onions.
Maybe sauerkraut.
Maybe fried onions.
Chili? Cheese? Peppers? I guess.

But NEVER ketchup. Ass to mouth is more appropriate than ketchup on a hotdog.
Never ketchup.
 
Chocolate cobbler is in the oven.

My mom went to the farm bureau and bought a bunch of shelled halved pecans. I think I will try to make a pecan cobbler next. I never knew these unfruity cobblers existed.
 
What if you put another hot dog on a hot dog.
Ha Gay GIF
 
Chocolate cobbler is in the oven.

My mom went to the farm bureau and bought a bunch of shelled halved pecans. I think I will try to make a pecan cobbler next. I never knew these unfruity cobblers existed.
Who is eating all this cobbler? (Asked the hermit who is alone most of the time which is why I don't bake much lol)
 
What if you put another hot dog on a hot dog.
That's crazy talk. Everyone knows your wiener goes in a taco. Just slide it right in there and enjoy.
 
Jack the Ripper killed, like, 5 people in London in 1888. The taunted people with letters and was never caught. The Zodiac killed, like, 5 people in San Fransicco in 1969. He sent taunting letters and was never caught. Sadly, even my most fevered conspiracy theories cannot make them the same person, given the 80+ year time gap.
 
Jack the Ripper killed, like, 5 people in London in 1888. The taunted people with letters and was never caught. The Zodiac killed, like, 5 people in San Fransicco in 1969. He sent taunting letters and was never caught. Sadly, even my most fevered conspiracy theories cannot make them the same person, given the 80+ year time gap.
Go watch the Star Trek TOS episode 'Wolf in the Fold'
 
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