1/9/12 is a special day.....

[jack]

Speedshift through all four gears.

See what I did there?

 

[Ilyanna]

HEY, NOBODY SHIFTS GEARS AROUND HERE, D'YOU HEAR ME!!! NOT UNTIL I'M QUIT FONDLING

 

[Donovan]

lol, yeah, as if we couldn't have that arrangement in the front as well. You're just trying to keep me from fondling 'Gear while he's driving, you wuss

If we drape you over the seat you'll still be able to reach. And we'll all be happy. Probably be violating seatbelt ordinances though, I'm almost sure of it. In fact I can guarantee if you ride in that position there will be several violations.

 

[Donovan]

Speedshift through all four gears.

See what I did there?

Started in an automatic, wound up with four-on-the-floor?

 

[Ilyanna]

I like the way your mind works tonight, Mr. Donovan, Sir.

if you ride in that position there will be several violations.

It'll certainly make me yelling "EN MASSE ATTACK" more believable, that's for sure.

 

['Gear]

It is getting dark up in this bitch.

You want I should start spraying the hose?

 

[Ilyanna]

You want I should start spraying the hose?

Well, you might be happy to hear that in Hindi, that is a very, very naughty inquiry.

 

['Gear]

You know how I love it when you speak Hindi?

 

[Ilyanna]

It's a beautiful language to express certain... ideas. You should listen to my Urdu, though - that would totally blow you away.
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatsyayana_Mallanaga

 

[Donovan]

I'm already listening to her urdu. You'll have to wait til I'm finished.

 

['Gear]

"So whatever happened to Gear?"

"Blown away by Urdu"

"Damn"

 

[Ilyanna]

I'm already listening to her urdu. You'll have to wait til I'm finished.

I was just about to say "'He has to wait til I'm finished", but then I remembered it was coming from you, so, yeah.

Wait til he's finished, Gear, you know how he hates to share.

 

[Donovan]

I like Hindi Goddesses. They have extra hands.

 

['Gear]

Is she riding a lion attacking a man on a camel? Bad day to have a mustache.

 

[Donovan]

I was just about to say "'He has to wait til I'm finished", but then I remembered it was coming from you, so, yeah.

Wait til he's finished, Gear, you know how he hates to share.

I don't mind sharing but I called dibs. First in line gets to set the bar...

 

[Donovan]

Is she riding a lion attacking a man on a camel? Bad day to have a mustache.

Wait til you see what she does with that jewelled dildo.

That lion is totally going for his balls. Maybe THAT's what they mean by "strange pussy".

 

['Gear]

Those chicks knew how to rock it hard. Is that a mushroom?

 

[Ilyanna]

Is she riding a lion attacking a man on a camel? Bad day to have a mustache.

Oh dear, it actually took me 2 min to spot the camel...

I don't mind sharing but I called dibs. First in line gets to set the bar...

Babe, that's not called 'sharing', that's called 'passing on'. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Wait til you see what she does with that jewelled dildo.

That lion is totally going for his balls. Maybe THAT's what they mean by "strange pussy".

Yep. And watch how she's smiling the whole time.

 

[Donovan]

Oh, he can jump in any time, I just want a three hour head start to allow for time zones.

 

['Gear]

Apparently it may take a couple of minutes for Ily to spot a man's camel.

I don't know for sure if that's good or bad. Either gotta be fast or...

I'm gonna come on in out of left field.