10 IMPROVEMENTS FOR NEXT GEN

[CaptainWacky]

52) Geordi drops his VISOR in every episode and spends the rest of it rooting around the floor saying "my VISOR, someone help me find my VISOR!" while everyone else (including Data) completely ignores him because they don't like cripples in the 24th century and some of them even kick his VISOR further way from him or into the warp core.

 

[Gagh]

53) Patrick Stewart is replaced with a celebrity guest actor, male or female, but usually of utterly different build & appearance to Stewart, for one scene only. Sometimes in the middle of a scene, without explanation.

 

[The Tomtrek]

54) An episode dealing with Riker's drug abuse, featuring scenes where he vomits over Picard, and falls to the floor on the Bridge, crying helplessly. Data, wanting to be more human, does the same.

 

[whisky]

55) Sometimes when they arent feeling subtle, they will engrave a moral onto a giant malet, then beat the audience over the head with it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

56) Polaski returns in season seven as the ship's "second" doctor with absolutely no mention of the fact that she hasn't been seen since season two and has apparently been co-existed with Crusher all that time. She dies 17 minutes into the episode when Arumus returns and snaps her spine and Picard says "she was my mother!" but no one asks him to explain and she isn't mentioned again until ten episodes later when there is an outbreak of SPACE AIDS onboard ship and Crusher says "if only the second doctor was alive to treat some of these patients and not dead like she is, she is dead!"£

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

^ Aaron Sorkin did that with West Wing characters all the time.

57) All 10 Forward gatherings include a drinking game where Data goes up to people, stands up against them and ignites a boner, shrieking "FUNCTIONALLLLLL!", and they have to do a shot.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

58) "Disaster" doesn't end so neatly; the cameras are left running after they are finished with the script and it becomes a season of Big Brother. One food challenge involves Keiko's placenta.

 

[Dershocka]

59) One episode they should've encountered a giant floating Bill Clinton in space, and he comes aboard and shoots space jizz on everyone's uniforms.

Or JFK, whichever.

60) Worf should've been a Vulcan extremeist in disguise who's mission was to blow up the Enterprise for its legacy of "disrespecting Vulcans". But he changes his ways after seeing Troy sucking Riker's cock on the holodeck during a titanic silmulation.

61)A holodeck titanic band member should've gained sentience, and took over the Enterprise in that same episode. Then Worf would've stopped it with a "digital Vulacn mind meld." Thus letting Worf prove his new found loyalty to the Enterprise.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

62) Bender finds the Enterprise adrift in space, its crew in stasis. The ship becomes the new Planet Express vehicle. Hlarity ensues, especially when Leela and Troi knock boobs.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

63) Riker uploads torrents of all his holo-sex programs, and the resulting downloads cripple the Enterprise in deep space.

 

[CaptainWacky]

64) In Racals, O'Brien really does go through with having full sex with Keiko in her ten year old body...then realises afterwards that it was actually MOLLY in bed with him. "What have I done...I'm a monster," he says, about to turn a phase on himself...when Molly turns into Q and says "you were great in bed!"

 

[Gagh]

65) Guinan's hats increase in size on an Exponential rate each week, until finally her head is the saucer section, and the Battle Bridge is located up her arse.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

^ Now THAT's a Photoshop challenge if ever I saw one!

 

[CaptainWacky]

66) Worf keps a pet TARGH in his quarters but it breaks out and swallows Spot whole and Worf spends the rest of the episode trying to find a cat that looks exactly like Spot to replace her, but he can't, and he's finally about to tell Data what happened when his Targh shits out Spot whole and still alive!