10 IMPROVEMENTS FOR NEXT GEN

[Gagh]

1) WESLEY SHOULD HAVE HAD TOURETTES
2) PULASKI SHOULD HAVE BEEN OBSESSED WITH DISCUSSING VAGINAL DEODORANTS
3) THE ENTEPRISE SHOULD HAVE HAD AN EXTRA NACELLE FITTED EACH WEEK
4) PICARD SHOULD HAVE EXPERIMENTED WITH WIGS
5) RIKER SHOULD HAVE COME OUT AS A GAY EVERY THIRD WEEK, ONLY TO CLAIM DENIAL AND BED THE BUTCHEST LOOKING FEMALE CREWMEMBER
6) WE SHOULD HAVE HAD MORE GEORDIVISION, BUT IT SHOULD HAVE SHOWN HIM WATCHING HARDCORE PORN
7) WORF SHOULD HAVE BEEN INTO SELF-HARM AND GONE THROUGH A PUNK PHASE
8) BEVERLEY'S STRIPPER & BLUE MOVIE PAST SHOULD HAVE BEEN REVEALED SOONER
9) IN THE MIDDLE OF CERTAIN EPISODES, THE LIGHTS ON THE BRIDGE SHOULD HAVE DIMMED, AND THE CAST DONE HIGH ENERGY DISCO DANCE NUMBER. PICARD SHOULD HAVE MOONWALKED DOWN THE FUNKY LITTLE CURVED STRUTS ON TACTICAL
10) THE READY ROOM SHOULD HAVE BEEN FITTED WITH TRAPDOORS THAT PICARD COULD HAVE COMMANDED A LA DR EVIL, WITH A PIT OF SHARKS BELOW OR SOMETHING.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

11) AS CAPT. JEAN LUC PICARD: PROJECT RUNWAY WINNER JAY McCARROLL

 

[Mentalist]

12) DATA SHOULD OF HAD ROBOTIC WHEELS ON HIS FEET AND STARTED AN ALTERNATIVE ROLLER SKATE CLUB THAT ONLY CHEIF O'BRIEN JOINED BECAUSE KEIKO TOLD HIM TO. WHO INCEDENTALLY SHOULD OF BEEN A SEVEN FOOT BOLIAN WITH OCD.

 

[Dr Dave]

13)It should have been Reveald that Tasha Yar was a man

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

14) VASH SHOULD HAVE BEEN TIED UP IN FRONT OF PICARD'S READY ROOM DESK DRESSED LIKE LEIA IN ROTJ.

 

[CaptainWacky]

15) Q SHOULD HAVE KILLED CHILREN TO SHOW HOW ABOVE HUMANS HE IS.

 

[Blindgroping]

I can imagine all of those things being done too.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

16) BEVERLY AND PULASKI IN A CAGE MATCH FOR ALL THE MARBLES

 

[CaptainWacky]

17) GEORDI SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO SHOOT LAZER BEAMS OUT HIS VISOR AND HE SHOOTS BERVERLY BY ACCIDENT SO JEAN LUC STARTS KICKING HIM IN THE CROTCH BUT THEN SAYS "IT IS HUMAN TO FORGIVE!" AND HUGS HIM AWW.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

18 ) DATA FIGURES OUT A WAY TO TYPE 8 ) WITHOUT IT TURNING INTO 8) LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

19) VASH IS BLEEDING OUT HER GASH AND PICARD LICKS IT UP

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

20) BARCLAY GETS MENTRUATIONPORTER SICKNESS AT THE SIGHT OF 19)

 

[Dr Dave]

21) The Exo-Comp is used as a vibrator

 

[Gagh]

21) The Exo-Comp is used as a vibrator

PING! DR DAVE'S FUNNIEST POST EVER REVEALED!

 

[whisky]

22 the ships malfuntion of the week is cured by hitting control alt delete.
23 trois uniform could have just been body paint
24 Worfs makeup could be subtly adjusted each week until it becomes obvious his head is an excat copy of Madonnas twat.

 

[Peter Octavian]

25. Dr. Berlinghoff Rasmussen suffers a serious skull fracture en route to his criminal trial, and Data devises a clever plan to download his engrams into the Enterprise computer. Subsequently, Max Headroom becomes a part of the crew.

 

[Mentalist]

26. CAPTAIN KY JELLICO SHOULD OF REPLACED PICARD FOR A WHOLE SEASON AS CAPTAIN OF THE ENTERPRISE

27. CAPTAIN KY JELLICO SHOULD OF DONE THE FUNKY CHICKEN DANCE EVERY TIME SOMEONE HAILED THE SHIP.

28. CAPTAIN KY JELLICO SHOULD OF SHAVED HALF OF RIKERS BEARD OFF IN HIS SLEEP AS A PRACTICAL JOKE.

29. CAPTAIN KY JELLICO SHOULD OF SCRATCHED HIS HEAD LIKE A CAVEMAN EVERYTIME WORF TRIED TO TELL HIM SOMETHING BECAUSE..

30. CAPTAIN JELLICO SHOULD OF BEEN A COMPLETE AND UTTER RACIST EXCEPT AGAINST THE FERENGI WHO HE NEEDED TO KEEP SWEET SO HE COULD PROCURE MORE PRACTICAL JOKE -PATENTED ON FERINGINAR- KITS TO USE ON RIKER.

31. CAPTAIN JELLICO SHOULD OF BEEN KILLED AT THE END OF THE SERASON BY PICARD RETURNING ON THE BRIDGE WITH EMU ON HIS ARM AND PECKED JELICO TO DEATH WHILST DATA PROVIDED BEAT BOX SOUND EFFECTS.

 

[whisky]

31 Captain jellico should have kicked over Picards fishtank, and let them flap about on the deck gasping.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

32) WHO SHOT J.R.? WHY, DEANNA TROI DID.

 

[whisky]

33 casual fridays