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100 Greatest Arse-Itching Moments to air on Channel 4?
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Fuddlemiff
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Playing a lion in The Wizard of Oz in primary school play was a particularly arse-itching moment for me, as the following talking heads can attest.
Johnathan Woss: "Oh my, that hilawious, he couldn't scwatch his awse because of all the matewial keeping his tail on! Myself and Jane Goldman were in stiches!"
Lee Mack: "That's definitely one of my most memorable arse-itching moments, despite the fact that I never actually witnessed it happening, or was involved in any way."
Lauren Laverne: "Ooooer yeah. That was ace! It was really quite remiscient of the Russian tours of Elton John in the late '70s. I'll never forget that moment!"
Alex Zane: "What am I supposed to say again? Ooh, hey, look at my nice long girlish hair! It's smashing, isn't it!?"
Johnathan Woss: "Oh my, that hilawious, he couldn't scwatch his awse because of all the matewial keeping his tail on! Myself and Jane Goldman were in stiches!"
Lee Mack: "That's definitely one of my most memorable arse-itching moments, despite the fact that I never actually witnessed it happening, or was involved in any way."
Lauren Laverne: "Ooooer yeah. That was ace! It was really quite remiscient of the Russian tours of Elton John in the late '70s. I'll never forget that moment!"
Alex Zane: "What am I supposed to say again? Ooh, hey, look at my nice long girlish hair! It's smashing, isn't it!?"
Fuddlemiff
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Lee Mack's a twat, but Alex Zane(real name Farris Alabayati, apparently) is far worse. Mack has been known to make me laugh on occasion, while "Zane" is completely pointless and talentless.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I like the Avid Merrion Jimmy Carr character.
"Ithinkyou'llfind that I'm Jimmy Carr and now, 100 greatest...SHOES."
"Ithinkyou'llfind that I'm Jimmy Carr and now, 100 greatest...SHOES."
headvoid
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100 greatest Sunday night Channel 4 programmes?
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I dont think they saw the irony of brass eye appearing within that segment. A show that made a point of taking the piss out of semi famous people turning up and doing pieces to camera from script.
The other thing thAT REALLY GETS MY GOAT IS WHEN THEY DESCRIBE A CLIP FROM 1953 IN PERFECT DETAIL.
100 greatest people who have hosted 100 greatest nights?
100 greatest bumper stickers?
I dont think they saw the irony of brass eye appearing within that segment. A show that made a point of taking the piss out of semi famous people turning up and doing pieces to camera from script.
The other thing thAT REALLY GETS MY GOAT IS WHEN THEY DESCRIBE A CLIP FROM 1953 IN PERFECT DETAIL.
roll VT showing EXACTLY THAT, like you haven't just been shown it and then asked to comment you TWAT.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Time Trumpet also took the piss out of these programmes throughout its 6 episodes, with lines such as
"Oh, I didn't like that."
"Can you just say you loved it?"
"Ooh! I LOVED THAT! That was REALLY fantastic!!"
"Oh, I didn't like that."
"Can you just say you loved it?"
"Ooh! I LOVED THAT! That was REALLY fantastic!!"
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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