100 Uses for a Justin Timberlake

[Gagh]

1) Speed bump
2) Builder's Wrecking Ball
3) Train buffer
4) Papparazzi-Owned Britney-Lure on a giant Fishing Rod

 

[Cassie]

5) Hat rack
6) Pool cue
7) Coffee table
8) Love toy
9) Underwear

 

[CaptainWacky]

10) Scratching post.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

11) crying me a river

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

12) Elephant Butt Probe.

 

[whisky]

13) land mine tester

 

[Yub]

14] Baseball bat [Also a good use of Robert Beltran]
15] Crash test dummy
16] Medical experimentation

 

[Tisiphone]

17. Ryan Seacrest's boy toy.
18. Promotor of Soul Glo (N-Sync years)

 

[CaptainWacky]

19) Duck distracting device.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

20) Celebrity Pez dispenser
21) Luke Marsden lookalike/backup twat
22) Portable human shield in case of home invasion/terrorist attack
23) Quality Justin Timberlake hair rugs (good earner on ebay, I bet)

 

[Tisiphone]

24) Useless host to celebrity events.

 

[curiousa2z]

25) Blind date for that bitch who kindly mentioned my legs needed a shave - in front of the guy I had a crush on.

26) Stand-in for the guy who plays the would-be rapist in Self-Defence Class.

27) Stand-in for me when the plumber makes an appointment for "Wednesday morning".

 

[Fuddlemiff]

28) Inferior Justin.
29) Human organ bank.
30) Role model for pupils of special schools.

 

[Gagh]

31) Sumo Wrestler's "Nut placer"
32) Tom Cruise's "Wing Man" in Top Gun

 

[CaptainWacky]

31) Dress him up as a stormtrooper then shoot him while yelling "DIE IMPERIAL SCUM!"

 

[Dr Dave]

34)door stop
35)LSD test subject.

 

[curiousa2z]

LOL. This thread reveals scary things about the posters!