Dark_Temptation
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Only that I never eaten or sucked one of those B)
Be they any good? B)
Be they any good? B)
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101 Ways of Killing Your Pussy
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89. Inject acid into its eyes. This is painful and thus extremely entertaining to watch. (Yes, it will eventually die--with the most amusing noises!)
88. Play football with Frisky. (It's the ball.) Note: a game of football with Frisky will not last more than a half hour, unfortunately (usually after the initial kick-off).
87. Tied your wittle kitty-cat down to the ground (by the tail is most amusing). That's it. Walk away now. Make sure it's a secluded area, lest someone arrive to free the furry hellion.
86. Put kitty in a hot-air balloon. Actually, several helium-swollen balloons will suffice. (You'll need a clear container to house kitty for this, as well as a set of binoculars to observe kitty's eventual, horrible, agonizing demise.)
85. Place kitty under the cushion of your favourite chair. And of course sit your lard ass down. (Careful not to get up for at least twenty minutes.) Great for those sore buttocks after a long night with your buds!
You bastards must have *some* scrap of imagination in your urine-drenched skulls. Shit, do I have to think of everything?
88. Play football with Frisky. (It's the ball.) Note: a game of football with Frisky will not last more than a half hour, unfortunately (usually after the initial kick-off).
87. Tied your wittle kitty-cat down to the ground (by the tail is most amusing). That's it. Walk away now. Make sure it's a secluded area, lest someone arrive to free the furry hellion.
86. Put kitty in a hot-air balloon. Actually, several helium-swollen balloons will suffice. (You'll need a clear container to house kitty for this, as well as a set of binoculars to observe kitty's eventual, horrible, agonizing demise.)
85. Place kitty under the cushion of your favourite chair. And of course sit your lard ass down. (Careful not to get up for at least twenty minutes.) Great for those sore buttocks after a long night with your buds!
You bastards must have *some* scrap of imagination in your urine-drenched skulls. Shit, do I have to think of everything?