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What is this? The tea room? Would you like me to put a doily on my ass before Loktar rapes it? You want that go to the tea room, this is the badlands. You should have seen this place before y'all got here.
 
What is this? The tea room? Would you like me to put a doily on my ass before Loktar rapes it? You want that go to the tea room, this is the badlands. You should have seen this place before y'all got here.

I would like you to put a doily on your ass before Loktar rapes it.
 
You take shit around here far too seriously.


It was called baiting, and it was only in jest.

Quick recap, Loktar is horny insane. Ive stated Id like to see him angry insane. Ive been baiting angry responses from him. He knows Im not serious. My bet would be that most other people know Im not serious.

I havnt even taken your comment seriously. Just wanted to get you up to speed.

And you were saying?
 
It was called baiting, and it was only in jest.

Quick recap, Loktar is horny insane. Ive stated Id like to see him angry insane. Ive been baiting angry responses from him. He knows Im not serious. My bet would be that most other people know Im not serious.

I havnt even taken your comment seriously. Just wanted to get you up to speed.

And you were saying?


Wait, what you're not serious? OMFGWTFROTFLBBQ!!!!

Srsly people. Don't take Badlands fun so seriously. Fake feuds, fake anger, fake insanity/meltdowns, fake drama is all part of the fun of the Badlands. And e-rape too.

*angrily rapes a kinkajou that was shoved up Dark Pickle's ass*
 
Paris Hilton Bitten by Pet Kinkajou ('Baby Luv')
Friday, August 11, 2006

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Paris Hilton got no love this week from her pet kinkajou Baby Luv - in fact, the racoon-like animal bit her. The heiress was not badly hurt but did visit a hospital emergency room to receive a tetanus shot, her publicist, Elliot Mintz, told The Associated Press on Friday.

Hilton was frolicking with her exotic pet early Tuesday morning "the way some people play with their cats and dogs" when the animal became excited, Mintz said.

"Baby Luv bit her. It's a superficial bite on her left arm," he said.

Hilton, concerned that she was bleeding, called Mintz at 3 a.m., and he took her to the hospital.

"She was seen by a doctor, who treated the wound, gave her a tetanus shot, cleaned the wound and applied something to it," Mintz said.

The 25-year-old "Simple Life" star and her publicist left the hospital around 5:30 a.m.

Mintz said Hilton's arm did not appear to be swollen the next day.
 
Paris Hilton Bitten by Pet Kinkajou ('Baby Luv')
Friday, August 11, 2006

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Paris Hilton got no love this week from her pet kinkajou Baby Luv - in fact, the racoon-like animal bit her. The heiress was not badly hurt but did visit a hospital emergency room to receive a tetanus shot, her publicist, Elliot Mintz, told The Associated Press on Friday.

Hilton was frolicking with her exotic pet early Tuesday morning "the way some people play with their cats and dogs" when the animal became excited, Mintz said.

"Baby Luv bit her. It's a superficial bite on her left arm," he said.

Hilton, concerned that she was bleeding, called Mintz at 3 a.m., and he took her to the hospital.

"She was seen by a doctor, who treated the wound, gave her a tetanus shot, cleaned the wound and applied something to it," Mintz said.

The 25-year-old "Simple Life" star and her publicist left the hospital around 5:30 a.m.

Mintz said Hilton's arm did not appear to be swollen the next day.

Ah yes, I remember those days. It was a simpler time....back before I decided it was more fun to rape, murder, and eat kinkajous than create an army to attack celebrities.
 
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