12 Elves of Christmas

[Love Child]

One can't come
one only wants my bum
and one only wants a three-some

One lives too far away
one is gay
and one says, "No Way"

One has another
one loves his mother
and one is a brother

I wish one were a chick
instead each has a dick
maybe I'll just go watch a flick

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's only nine!

 

[jack]

I was going to point that out, but I'm glad you did

 

[Love Child]

That's only nine!

Yes of course, and in reality there are only 4, but only one gets in the door.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Get more doors!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I bet one of the elves is secretly female, with a sock stuffed down her tights.

 

[jack]

That sounds hot.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or Shakespearean.

 

[Love Child]

So.....really, the one that can't come.......
anyone?
You meet up with this lovely girl
and find
that
you have wanked so much
in your life
that
well
you only know what a hand feels like
and nothing else?
And nothing else works?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas


I'm just sayin

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fortunately I've never got to the "meet a lovely girl" part yet to experience that nightmare...

 

[Love Child]

Fortunately I've never got to the "meet a lovely girl" part yet to experience that nightmare...

Wait, why did you say "Fortunately"?!??!?!?! Meeting up with a lovely girl would be, well, lovely!!!!!!!!!