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2 months sober

My shrink always tells me that I can bring more to the friendship table than drugs. I'm always like yeah, but nobody wants anything else.

I do.
 
Mario Kart.
 
I really enjoyed those two Bulmer's Ciders I had with my mixed grill platter in Spoonies this afternoon. Alcohol, Cholesterol, Fat and Salt. I hope I die with a full stomach and a fucking big grin on my face. Up yours, health police!
 
Are they doing that thing over there of making fast food places display trans fat info and what not on the menu in fast food places?
 
If they are, I'm not fucking reading it.
 
have no objection to places having the info available, but I'm not for it being put up on the menu area.
 
omar soubar for deys .

need rum
 
Find a bar.
 
Masr bar filed with deganaraite serfs . omar not deign to aproach
 
Liqior store then.
 
yes
 
I didn't think Omar was allowed to drink alcohol. You're not gonna get your 72 virgins that way!
 
Allah turn blinde eiye upon omars transgress .

omar have blood of prophet Muhammad PBUH run in his veins . asure of paradice

evryoen do it anywey
 
Did anybody understand what he just said?
 
Omar is a hypocrite and I'm a little sad.
 
Omar, what is your stance on bee's?
 
Are they doing that thing over there of making fast food places display trans fat info and what not on the menu in fast food places?

They said today they'll start putting calorie counts on menus, but people have pointed out that just because something is low cal doesn't mean it's low in lots of other things that contribute to fatness and death.
 
1. I like the Omar dual and the detail of PBUH (Peace be upon him, you're supposed to say it after you talk about The Prophet)

2. You don't have to be an alcoholic to go to AA. In fact, when I have friends trying to quit drugs, I recommend AA over NA.
 
so if i smoke weed every day, no exceptions, does that mean i'm addicted? or am i simply enjoying some wind down time with the ganja?
 
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