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2007: the year in review

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
January: Racist Celebrity Big Brother

February: Nothing.

March: WrestleMania.

April: Nothing.

May: Turned 26. Appropriate depression.

June: Big Brother. Chris Benoit kills wife, child, self.

July: Big Brother.

August: Big Brother.

September: Nothing.

October: Nothing.

November: Left MF forever. Relaunched MF.

December: New computer. Posted this.
 
December: Karma fucked beyond all hope.
 
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January: Same old, same old

February: Same old, same old

March: Same old, same old

April: Same old, same old

May: Same old, same old

June: Same old, same old

July: Same old, same old

August: Same old, same old

September: Same old, same old

October: Same old, same old

November: Got older

December: Christmas
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
December: Karma fucked beyond all hope.

You aint seen nothing yet sweetie, just wait till the new year.

:hook:
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OH NO. SHE'S GONNA RE-INSTALL THE SHOP. STAND BACK, WE HAVE A POTENTIAL HAMBIL-GROUND-ZERO EVEN IN THE MAKING!!!
 
EXCITING!
 
ChrisG76 said:
OH NO. SHE'S GONNA RE-INSTALL THE SHOP. STAND BACK, WE HAVE A POTENTIAL HAMBIL-GROUND-ZERO EVEN IN THE MAKING!!!
What's the matter with mm?
 
Muffins sure are tasty.
 
LOL I'LL BUY A POPCORN GRAPHIC FOR FIVE THOUSAND TK DOLLARS AND GIVE IT TO GAGH TO SHOW HOW MUCH I CARE.
 
OH NO IT'S GOING TO BE A UNIVERSE REBOOT JUST LIKE DC AND MARVEL HAVE DONE TEN TIMES IN THE PAST 20 YEARS.

NOW THE STORY WILL BE THAT WE WERE AT DACHAU TOGETHER, BUT ESCAPED ON RED WHACKER'S BACK AND FORMED OUR OWN TROLL NATION IN DULUTH MINNESOTA. THE MINE FIELDERS ARE ALL TALKING MICE.
 
He said:

"OH NO IT'S GOING TO BE A UNIVERSE REBOOT JUST LIKE DC AND MARVEL HAVE DONE TEN TIMES IN THE PAST 20 YEARS.

NOW THE STORY WILL BE THAT WE WERE AT DACHAU TOGETHER, BUT ESCAPED ON RED WHACKER'S BACK AND FORMED OUR OWN TROLL NATION IN DULUTH MINNESOTA. THE MINE FIELDERS ARE ALL TALKING MICE."


Can't you read?
 
let's not lose touch after graduation
 
January - don't remember
February - don't remember
March - don't remember
April - APRIL FOOLS
May - blank
June - bb?
July - fireworks
August - didn't happen
September - fading away
October - COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN
November - TURKEY
December - Christmas stuff happened
 
THE MINE FIELD STARRING IN ST. ELMOS FIRE 2013?
 
Cassie said:
January - don't remember
February - don't remember
March - don't remember
April - APRIL FOOLS
May - blank
June - bb?
July - fireworks
August - didn't happen
September - fading away
October - COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN
November - PROJECT RUNWAY 4 OMG...and turkey
December - Christmas stuff happened
Fixed. ;)
 
OH YES!
 
January: HIBERNATION

February: HIBERNATION

March: POTTY BREAK. WENT BACK TO BED.

April: WOKE GRUMPY. ATE BREAKFAST.

May: 'THE OFFICE' SEASON FINALE

June: STARED AT THE SUN. PLOTTED REVENGE.

July: SHOT BOTTLE ROCKETS FROM ARSE AT UNSUSPECTING PASSERBY.

August: HAD SEX. PROMISED TO CALL HER BACK. DIDN'T.

September: TOOK BATH. FOUND RASH. APPLIED MEDICATED CREAM. NEEDLEPOINT.

October: BOBBED FOR APPLES. PLAYED 'HOP SCOTCH' ON A BET.

November: 'HEROES' GOT BETTER.

December: CHRISTMAS VACATION. RETURNED TO TK FOR MILK AND COOKIES.
 
Even the news monster's reviewing his year!
 
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