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2008 predictions

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whisky

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2008 predictions

January
The UK will see some light snow covereage, this mild totally expected winter weather will cause chaos to our roads and rail systems

February
Lost returns!

March
Lost goes away again!

April
One of the two shuttles they still have working blews up while still in the hanger, NASA engineers claim “this was to save time”

May
Theres tension as the race to be the first MFer to post “May the forth be with you” starts at midnight on the 3rd

June
Tomtrek claims an episode of doctor who this month to be the worst ever, and possibly so bad that it gives viewers cancer

July
The Uk sees some sun, the totally expected summer heat will cause chaos to our roads and rail systems

August
Gordon Brown is forced to step down as prime minister due to him being caught on web cam wanking while Timmy Mallet sings in the background

September
An episode of Doctor Who written by Moffit erases most of the sour taste the rest of season four has left in our mouths

October
Scarlette Johanson finally does a nude scene for a film

November was found dead at 3AM last night

December
A character gives birth and another one dies in eastenders.
 
January: Tony Blair reveals that he only turned Catholic "for the girls, man!" and is seen snogging Lindsay Lohan in China Whites.

February: Bob Monkhouse rises from the grave and publicly denounces those cancer adverts starring him. "Cancer didn't kill me, I'm a zombie! Blah!"

March: I choke to near death on a Pringle.

April: Cats and dogs announce an historic peace treaty, but it isn't signed until eight years later and by that time nobody cares.

May: Madeline McCann is found in the hotel room where she disappeared, not a day older and holding a mysterious cyrstal (dramatic music.)

June: Hugh Laurie announces he's quitting House to spend more time with his family.

July: Someone on Big Brother 9 (or is it 10?) finally remembers to do something racist.

August: The lost city of Atalantis rises from the Atlantic ocean...and it's a fucking dump.

September: Edge tears both pecs spearing Matt Hardy through a plate glass window.

October: Charlotte Church finally does a movie scene for a movie...A HALLOWEEN MOVIE, THAT IS!

November: Henoch returns to TK on the 14th, having left earlier on the 14th.

December: Cliff Richard and Lily Allen announced their engagement, Kate Nash says "HE WAS MINE BEFORE HE WAS YOURS!" and spits at Lily Allen in China Whites. Charley from Big Brother 8 (or was it 9?) jumps in front of the camera shaking her ass desperately saying "REMEMBER ME!?" The Rock is unavailable for comment.
 
I thought it if started late in june it might still be on in september, especially if it has to miss a week for eurovision.

Depends if they want to show all 13 episodes of torchwood before Who starts.
 
January: Obama wins in Iowa, reveals his white roots.

February: Thirty women across the country claim Obama is their babydaddy

March: Both Bill and Hilary Clinton reveal she has a penid.

April: Lost finally begins.

May:The lost Aztec Quetzlcoatl is discovered in amber somewhere in a Mexican jungle.

June: The Red Sox, still in first place by 8 games acquire the Mets in a trade that stuns the League.

July: Jesus very calmly sets up shop in Akron, Ohio.

August: OIL RUNS OUT.

September: FALSE ALARM ON THE OIL RUNNING OUT, JUST AN AIR BUBBLE.

October: 8 billionth living human born.

November: First perfect storm destroys Cuba. Completely vanishes from the geography.

December: Evidence finally surfaces about the Kennedy assasination.
 
Late June is nearly six months away! I can't wait that long to see Curly Watts' wife running around.
 
Contains spoilers for Heroes season 2 (October).

January: 30 teenagers are gunned down in London in an effort to avoid a running total that would be compared to last year's final of 28.

February: The writers strike finally comes to an end as it's revealed to be a giant publicity stunt for the new series of Lost.

March: On the anniversary of the invasion of Iraq, George Bush explains that the whole invasion was "a joke that was takened too literary."

April: The RIAA claims copyright violations by every single user of Youtube. Unable to take it anymore, the Hulk destroys the organisation, using his slutty son as a projectile.

May: In a money saving move, the BBC combines its shittiest "comedies" to become one; "After My Green Green Catherine Tate Family Were Gone". Dale Winton makes a series of guest appearances.

June: Robert Beltran crashes his TV weather helicopter and in death he finds new appreciation for his acting talents. "Not totally shit, I must admit", comments Wang.

July: After losing millions of viewers, Aussie soap Neighbours is cancelled, but not before a TV movie is released in which the residence of Ramsey Street invade a small seaside town named Summer Bay and drown every last man, woman and child.

August: Garrett Wang commits suicide, unable to live without Robert Beltran. In a note to family members he explains that after a chance meeting with George Takei he was "never the same forgettable Asian actor again" and had begun an affair with Beltran shortly before his helicopter death ealier in the year.

September: After stepping down from office, Gordon Brown's "One Eyed Mallet" becomes a worldwide sex icon and action figure.

October: Heroes returns to television screens and promises to answer the 2007 cliffhanger, "who shot Nathan Petrelli/Benazir Bhutto".

November: Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears become unlikely Hamas suicide bombers. Free from jail after last year's attempt, Mel Gibson joins them.

December: Star Trek is released amid heavy publicity, but is overshadowed as Shatner's wig is caught in an updraft. Nimoy and Deforest Kelly's spirit "I'm Bones, not a doctor!" make several unsuccessful attempts to retrieve it. Finally, Shat's wig does battle with Sam Raimi's high over the streets of New York.
 
AND the Shat's wig wins!
 
REAL PREDCITON: Peter Doherty/Amy Winehouse/Her Husband/Lindsay Lohan/Britney Spears/Kurt Angle/Kristin Kreuk/Cliff Richard arrested.
 
On LONAF we have Dead Pools Nominations where we guess who will die during the year.

Tony Hart's bound to go this year.
 
Did anyone get any right last year?
 
jack said:
January: Obama wins in Iowa, reveals his white roots.
Click to expand...

Obama is Dick Cheney's 8th cousin. True story.
 
BTW, with the doctor who in september thing,

Isnt this an olympic year?

So no doubt every show we like will be taken off so we can see some korean prance about with a ribbon on a stick, or 57 different weight catagories of boxing.
 
I was right about Britney.
 
GO BIGTIME OR GO HOME! MEEP!
 
RAPECATS
 
CASSIE TO START PRINGLECHOKE COUNTDOWN THREAD AT REFCL?
 
Thanks for the reminder!
 
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