2010 Winter Olympics Thread

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Who gives a shit? I sure don't.

Later!

 

[FBI parte due]

Some guy died!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He died with his (luge) boots on, doing what he loved.

Hey, there's a shirtless guy on TV right now (opening ceremonies)

WHERE'S THE FABULOUS JOHNNY WEIR!!???

 

[SaintLucifer]

Americans are just jealous that all of their Winter Olympics have been shit.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Fuck me! There's our cupcakeER Governor-General! Someone fucking ASSASSINATE the fucking bitch!

Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Not fucking K.D. Lang, the fucking LESBIAN cunt! That is one FFFFUUUUGGGGGLLLLLLLYYYYY bitch, er I man bastard, er I mean... never mind. I have no idea what he/she/it is.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Wait, WTF? The games have been offiically opened BEFORE the arrival of the Olympic torch, and the fucking Olympic flag? Somebody fucked up big here.

 

[Dr. Rockzo]

I'd love to be skiing down those snowy slopes. If ya know what I mean.

Seriously, a lot of cocaine.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Too soon?

 

[Friday]

I don't get it. What is it supposed to mean?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's supposed to be naughty-funny to internet geekboys. ZOMGLULZasdklfjasl

After watching Apolo Ohno skate tonight, I want to sniff his speedsuit.

 

[Friday]

I know!!!! WTF was that?! That was an incredible race.

Apolo says he thinks he was interfered with. I think so, too. The Koreans *were* team skating. Real life karma indeed...

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I've been watching them sporadically, just the marquee sports. I'm going to try and check out Hockey and Curling, and of course Snowboarding. Might check out Women's downhill, to see if Lindsey Vonn is as great as everyone's been saying.