2016 Can Fuck Off

[Gagh]

Carrie Fisher has been hauled off a plane following a massive heart attack and is in critical. If this godforsaken year takes another venerable soul, it can truly fuck off.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Yep, heard about this awhile ago. Latest is she was without a pulse for 10 minutes and is on a ventilator, but still alive.

 

[Loktar]

Carrie Fisher has been hauled off a plane following a massive heart attack and is in critical. If this godforsaken year takes another venerable soul, it can truly fuck off.

Colonel Potter died today.

 

[whisky]

Carry Fisher will strangle death with a chain if he comes near her again.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Jesus. Just one thing after another.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Colonel Potter died today.

Harry Morgan died in 2011.

 

[whisky]

Carrie still going, Rick Parfett, not so much.

 

[Dr Dave]

It's been a dumpster fire of a year, for sure.

 

[Loktar]

Harry Morgan died in 2011.

Oh. Time to stop drinking and smoking weed I guess. I swear someone told me he died a few days ago. One more thing to add to my theory that I'm shifting between alternate universes.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

YOU TOO?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

George Michael is dead, too.

 

[Dr Dave]

I was not aware he had health issues.

 

[Love Child]

I totally thought CKLT was lying, until I saw it on FB, now I KNOW ITS TRUE!
It was his last Christmas.

 

[whisky]

At least because of his doner card someone got his heart.

Shame the very next day they gave it away.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Queen and Prince Philip are both ill.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The grandmother from The Royle Family died on Christmas Eve.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

GOOD NEWS: Annie Lennox turned 62 on Christmas Day without incident.

 

[Dershocka]

I'd still do her.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Carrie Fisher's gone.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's heartbreaking, but I was preparing myself for this. The lack of details being shared was a troubling sign.

But...fuck.