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24 to be advertised with the slogan "Jack's back!" predicts man

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
A man who has never watched 24 today predicted that 24 will be advertised with the slogan "Jack's back", claimed Jonathan Ross.

"I HEARD HIM PREDICT IT!" said Ross, talking without his trademark lisp.

"It's true," said the man, who turned out to be Patrick Stewart, somehow. "They do it every fucking year. I DON'T CARE IF JACK'S BACK."

Jack Black was unavailable for comment.
 
Maybe this time it'll be about him getting a slipped disc or something.
 
I liked their campaign in the US when it started "If you're not watching, you don't know Jack!"
 
Frankly, I was offended by it.
 
I know jack, let's see there is coby-jack cheese, jack daniels...
 
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That's not jack.
 
Hes a Jack of all trades
 
not a jack ass though
 
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I'm waiting for 25 to start its run.
 
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