2nd Date Etiquette

[Dark Pickle]

You made the first move with me.
I was a bit nervous, at first.
I was over that with
the first kiss.

 

[DarthSikle]

*sigh* Saturday night.

my 11 year old. accident. med evaced to hospital. Perfectly fine now, overreaction by EMT's.

Rescheduled to next weekend.

 

[Dirk Funk]

*sigh* Saturday night.

my 11 year old. accident. med evaced to hospital. Perfectly fine now, overreaction by EMT's.

Rescheduled to next weekend.

Ugh. Sorry to hear that, man.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Yeah, that sucks...

 

[DarthSikle]

It has been rescheduled until tonight.

Do you put the condom on BEFORE the date just in case you get lucky?

 

[Kitty]

Yes and it also eliminates that pesky problem of excusing yourself to the bathroom during the dinner conversation.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Wasn't that in one of the Porky's movies?

 

[Kitty]

Woundnt know. Never saw them.

 

[Loktar]

Woundnt know. Never saw them.

I did. But its been awhile. I can only seem to remember that scene where the guy stuck his wang in the hole in the wall.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

You don't remember the chick that got all freaky from the smell of gym socks, then barked real loud during sex?

 

[Loktar]

You don't remember the chick that got all freaky from the smell of gym socks, then barked real loud during sex?

I didn't until you mentioned it.

Now I'm worried.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

Worried? Why?

I woulda hit it, back in the day.

Just not, y'know, in public...

 

[Loktar]

Worried? Why?

I woulda hit it, back in the day.

Just not, y'know, in public...

Worried because I remembered the wang scene and not the freaky chick scene.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

You KNOW what that means!

:bigass:

 

[Loktar]

You KNOW what that means!

:bigass:

I've been hanging around you too long and made the right decision to defect to the Minefield?

 

[Douche Pukehole]

Just because you're defective, doesn't mean you're defecting!

 

[Loktar]

Just because you're defective, doesn't mean you're defecting!

FUCK YOU!

I'm leaving TK forever(in a few minutes)!

(And then I'll be back later tonight)

 

[Dick Prickle]

*fucks you*

 

[Loktar]

*fucks you back*

cum over rear

 

[Kitty]

finish him