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46 years until first contact!!!

The Tomtrek

The Tomtrek

Love Wookiee
I HOPE THE VULCAN LADIES HAVE BIG BREASTS!!

(and like 87 year old guys!!)
 
YOU CAN HAVE YOURSELF CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN SO YOU'LL STILL BE FRESH AND YOUTHFUL WHEN T'POL SHOWS UP WITH HER POINTY NIPPLEYNESS AND THEN SHE CAN AIM THEM AT YOU AND TELL YOU YOU ARE ILLOGICAL AS YOU RIP HER SHIRT OFF TO FIND THEY'RE NOT REALLY TITS AT ALL BUT ADVANCED GPS TRACKING DEVICES
 
^ wow. talk about one of life's little disappointments.
 
You're 41, Tomtrek!?
 
Damn he's old like me let's keep him around
 
LOL his obsession with Trachtenberg is suddenly creepy.
 
HEY what about my obsessions are they creepy too well maybe a little LOL
 
whoops.. !

*quickly hides obsession about Smitty*


I WATCH FOOTIE SOLEY FOR THE STRATEGIC CONTESTS BETWEEN THE COACHES. IT IS [STRIKE]STIMULATING[/STRIKE], um, GOOD CLEAN FUN TO DO SO.
 
WAIT A SEC

I'M NOT 41.
 
NO WAIT IT'S ACTUALLY 56 YEARS AND I WILL BE 77!!!
 
I knew it.

And that would make me 81, NOT TOO OLD TO MOLEST SOME VULCAN TWINKS/TEENAGE GIRL VULCANS, EH CHAPS.
 
I'LL BE DEAD BEFORE THE VULCANS GET HERE
 
^Pessimist. :(
 
IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD, GETTING FROM THERE TO HERE
 
YOU'VE RESTORED MY FATHER'S CAR
 
I WILL TOUCH THE SKY
 
AND YOU'VE RESTORED ME SON'S OOPS THE ACTOR JUST DIED TOO LATE
 
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