$47,451 is my asking price

[OnyxOverdrive]

Or I will fire a nuclear warhead at a major city.

You have 24 hours to comply

 

[eloisel]

Well, it will be interesting to see how that goes over.

 

[Homo Erectus]

I only have $47,450. I guess those poor people are just fucked.

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

Target city is located in the state of Texas....

 

[eloisel]

Do you care to be more specific than that? There are quite a few cities in Texas.

 

[starguard]

I have some Gummy Bears, a dead squirrel and a broken matchbox car to offer. Thats should be worth something!

 

[Sarek]

Target city is located in the state of Texas....

Great. Here's a quarter. Push the fucking button.

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

--------------ARLINGTON-------------

 

[The Question]

If you've got a spare, hit Canadian while you're at it. It's up in the panhandle.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

$47,451

Will that cover the cost of your model rocket hobby?

 

[starguard]

How bout if I toss in a cup of oversweetened lemonade made by a five year old, complete with drowned ants and wasps floating around in it?

 

[eloisel]

Or I will fire a nuclear warhead at a major city.

You have 24 hours to comply

I guess someone complied. Or, you don't really have a nuclear warhead. I just wonder which it is. *sigh* Quandries and mysteries.

 

[Loktar]

Maybe it misfired and landed in the ocean. Watch out for reports of tidal waves and tsunamis.

 

[eloisel]

Hmmm... We have had some storms that unexpectedly dissipated before reaching land.

 

[jack]

You farted?

 

[jack]

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

I guess someone complied. Or, you don't really have a nuclear warhead. I just wonder which it is. *sigh* Quandries and mysteries.

yes - money was recieved in full - crisis averted