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[Hambil]

UR MOM is fast...

She just turned like 84 or something, so, rock on mom!

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU CAN COME BACK, EGGS.

 

[headvoid]

I was at a biscuit conference all day. I HAVE AN EXCITING LIFE AND DONT HATE MYSELF AND DONT TRAVEL ROUND THE COUNTRY KILLING MYSELF WORRYING ABOUT PEOPLES JOBS AND THE SMALL LUMP IN MY SCROTUM.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Please define "biscuit" -- I think it refers to several different things in this forum.

Mostly I prefer the urinal sort.

 

[headvoid]

I was in a projection room of a cinema today playing videos to a host of biscuit sales people. They are going to sell more cookies.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Were there any hilarious biscuit related April Fool's jokes? Someone calling Jaffa Cakes "biscuits" then laughing and saying "APRIL FOOL'S!" for example?